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There's nothing quite like by leistico2007-01-22 05:13:08
  You make me almost sick with nostalgia by SnappingTurtle2007-01-22 05:37:26
    I've never understood the booze sub-culture. by Havoc2007-01-22 05:42:44
      Then the 'wicked stepmother' of my stepsons by wwill 2007-01-22 06:17:02
would blow your mind in its entirety.

My Lady-Wife's ex-husband, now deceased, was also remarried. The woman he picked is the one he was mucking about with while still married to his first wife (now my wife). They tied the knot 10 days after the divorce was final...

Anyway, the woman not only smokes like the proverbial chimney (four-plus, sometimes five packs per day and I'm not exaggerating at all), she drinks pretty much constantly. She considers any day where she is not totally bombed within two hours of waking, or ten in the morning which ever comes first, to be a complete waste.

Liver? What's a liver? Honestly, how she is still alive is beyond any comprehension.

She doesn't even have the theatre sub-culture to blame for this behaviour. She's just a life-long, confirmed, clear-quill, blue-gum, dyed-in-the-wool alcoholic.

And as a side note, not surprisingly, she looks like Medusa's older and uglier sister. Snakey hair and all. <Shudder!!> I get the willies every time I have to look at her.
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