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I have personality! by Narc2006-12-13 12:57:15
  ... but personality() requires an argument. by run.dll2006-12-13 13:06:48
    I honestly have no idea what that function does, by Narc2006-12-13 13:12:58
      man personality: by nedludd2006-12-13 13:49:00
        woman personality by nix 2006-12-13 14:18:30
PERSONALITY(2)      Linux Programmer's Manual      PERSONALITY(2)

NAME
       personality - set the process execution domain

SYNOPSIS
       long personality(unsigned long persona);

DESCRIPTION
       Are you kidding? No one understands women's personalities.

RETURN VALUE
       Returns some number.  No successful attempt has been at 
       determining whether a return value indicated error or not,
       or what caused a particular error. It appears to be 
       non-deterministic.

ERRORS
       Unknown

FILES
       /usr/include/linux/personality.h

CONFORMING TO
       personality is woman-specific and should not  be  used  in
       programs intended to be portable.

Linux 2.0                   2003-01-01             PERSONALITY(2)
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          and you forgot by lurker692006-12-13 14:32:07

 

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