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What connotations does a kiss on the forehead have	by Esteis	2006-12-13 13:52:54
Not after a job interview	by SnappingTurtle	2006-12-13 14:04:45
Not from a political candidate. Not from the grocery clerk. Maybe under certain conditions from the pastor. Not from a baboon that stole my ice cream. The fireman who just pulled me from an inferno may kiss me on the forehead if I don't kiss him\|her first. Dogs and cats may kiss me on the forehead. My mother may kiss me on the forehead but since I'm a foot taller than her it would take some coordination. Illiad may kiss me on the forehead, but shouldn't expect a kiss in return. I would prefer a firm handshake from the clerk at the bank. The IRS agent auditing me may kiss me if I'm cleared of all wrongdoing. I think that covers it.
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Not from your apostle, either. (n/t)	by Esteis	2006-12-13 14:11:20
Is that last one supposed to be an incentive	by rorajoey	2006-12-13 14:18:32

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