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| From the Inbox, For Lexophiles (Lovers of Words) |
by snate |
2006-12-13 11:08:54 |
FOR LEXOPHILES... (LOVERS OF WORDS):
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
10. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21.A short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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Here's one for Arachnid. (n/t) | by krikkert | 2006-12-13 11:10:03 |
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I think hadji would like it as well. (n/t) | by snate | 2006-12-13 11:11:10 |
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15 and 20 made me laugh :) (n/t) | by Jeff_UK | 2006-12-13 11:41:51 |
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Seen several of those already... | by Cural | 2006-12-13 12:46:12 |
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Seen on a Domino's exterior sign: | by rorajoey | 2006-12-13 14:37:11 |
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#3 I know for long (but without 'a') | by lurker69 | 2006-12-13 16:06:57 |
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