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I need cooking lessons, BADLY!! by shorty82 2006-12-13 09:41:47
I tried cooking bacon and burned them, filling my new apartment with smoke.

I then tried to cook eggs but burned them and cooking them in the charcoal remains of the bacon turned the eggs black.

The only causalties were four pieces of bacon and two eggs, thankfully there was no fire.

I have got to learn how to cook.

What a way to break in a new apartment. Fill it with smoke today, flood the kitchen the other day when the dishwasher overflowed. At least there were no damages (other than the pump being bad in the dishwasher but that is a cause, not affect).
[ Reply ]
  They are these little knobs on the stove that by lab rat2006-12-13 09:45:27
    Just out of interest... by AndyA2006-12-13 09:46:57
      Burned only once or twice. Cut numerous times by lab rat2006-12-13 09:54:42
    you know it's bad if lab_rat can heckle you (n/t) by Nightwind2006-12-13 20:26:57
  Sounds like you may be beyond help. by AndyA2006-12-13 09:45:42
  I've done worse.... by abaron2006-12-13 09:46:34
    it is surprising how quickly bacon goes by BloodyViking2006-12-13 10:38:36
  Sounds like you've got a *very* hot stove. (n/t) by kahuana2006-12-13 09:49:01
  lower the heat. When you are learning to by classic_jon2006-12-13 09:55:36
    low temp oil to force low temp cooking? (n/t) by Nightwind2006-12-13 20:31:11
      No, the oil will not force low temp cooking by classic_jon2006-12-13 20:55:47
  Could have been worse.. by Village Idiot2006-12-13 09:58:37
    On the last point, actually I did. by shorty822006-12-13 10:05:26
      So your place for the foam party then? (n/t) by AndyA2006-12-13 10:20:06
      My friend's brother did that once. by Sharku2006-12-13 10:20:28
        Not unless you let it keep running. by BloodyViking2006-12-13 10:35:59
  Cook things S-L-O-W-L-Y on L-O-W heat (n/t) by v8lover2006-12-13 10:19:15
  Bacon should be cooked at about 5 on the dial. by RetiQlum22006-12-13 10:39:36
    Dial from scale where to where? by Esteis2006-12-13 10:56:43
      I'd start out at about 2.5 on that dial. by BloodyViking2006-12-13 11:01:31
        Da. I've never seen one different. by RetiQlum22006-12-13 11:03:29
          Mine has no numbers. by BloodyViking2006-12-13 11:09:36
          i've seen many differences by Freakazoid2006-12-13 13:46:22
    oven on lowest setting by Nightwind2006-12-13 20:33:14
  *LAUGHS* My dad does the same thing by SnArL2006-12-13 10:40:39
  spells: M I C R O W A V E - D I N N E R (n/t) by cokish2006-12-13 10:54:05
    I eat those all the time. by shorty822006-12-13 11:03:32
  Start with cooking, not frying... by Vectorz2006-12-13 11:40:57
  Did you leave the room? by fitzso2006-12-13 12:12:36
  don't let the water burn up ;-P by zoxer2006-12-13 12:37:41
  A few hints: by Pyxidragon2006-12-13 12:53:33

 

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