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Illiways, the Café at the end of the Ufiverse by roger G. rapid 2006-11-21 00:51:43

<--------- Illiways --------->

Good morning UFies!

Treehugger's is struggling through no-bandwidth-land today and tomorrow, so I'm helping out as an intern.
*puts on apron, starts fires and kettles, awaits customers*

*offers hugs and warm fuzzies to all who want or need them*


// Stack of newspapers:

Aftonbladet                    Helsingin Sanomat           der Standard
Algemeen Dagblad               Hufvudstadsbladet           Star Tribune
Anchorage Daily News           Hurriyet                    Sueddeutsche Zeitung
Aftenposten                    La Côte                     Sun-Sentinel
Avisa Nordland                 Los Angeles Times           The Sydney Morning Herald
BBC                            Le matin                    Tages-Anzeiger
Blick                          L'impartial                 De Telegraaf
China Daily                    Milliyet                    The Telegraph
CNet Tech News                 Morgunbladid                The Times
Cumhuriyet                     The Moscow Times            The Toronto Star
Dagbladet                      Neue Zürcher Zeitung        VG
Financial Times Deutschland    The New York Times          Volkskrant
Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung Die Nordwest Zeitung        Wall Street Journal
Frankfurter Rundschau          NU                          Washington Post
The Guardian                   politiken.dk                Pravda (English)
Hallands Nyheter               Radio Nederland Wereldomroep 
Berliner Zeitung               Leipziger Volkszeitung

[ Reply ]
  Wow, new staff. I'll have a virgin Martini by shortandsweet2006-11-21 00:54:06
    *serves Virgin Martini* by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 00:58:54
      No, It doesn't come out her until the 7th of Dec by shortandsweet2006-11-21 01:08:10
        We have premiere for Germany here tonight. by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 01:15:00
  Mornin! by stoft2006-11-21 00:55:59
    Morning! by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 01:03:03
  Good morning by afterburner2006-11-21 01:01:10
    *brings L-size mug o' BAS* by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 01:04:54
      Going well, thanks by afterburner2006-11-21 01:07:22
        Thanks, I'm okay. by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 01:19:11
          Nah, no overtime by afterburner2006-11-21 02:29:02
            An hour seems still okay. by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 02:44:09
              Hot water bottle is out of the question by afterburner2006-11-21 02:52:07
                Hm, maybe a cooling package by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 02:58:27
                  I could open a window, too, but it's 5 degrees out by afterburner2006-11-21 03:03:05
                    Multi-purpose is always best :) by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 03:17:35
  Good morning by vectorz2006-11-21 01:03:54
    *serves old-school GAP* ;) by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 01:08:59
      Solid please. by vectorz2006-11-21 01:47:45
        *puts spoon into cleaner* *does the pan magic* by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 02:06:37
          Very yummy. by vectorz2006-11-21 02:52:22
            *is pleased to watch munching customer* by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 03:09:11
  good morning! by chaotic2006-11-21 01:09:50
    *brings hot choc* by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 01:22:10
      thanks for the hot choc *carefully sips* by chaotic2006-11-21 02:00:40
        Ah, cross-border accounting... by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 02:14:27
  G'day! by bighairyjim2006-11-21 01:34:10
    'ello! by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 01:41:23
      Great Tucker! by bighairyjim2006-11-21 02:20:54
        *refills* by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 02:32:36
  *Returns from out of the darkness* by ixeian2006-11-21 01:39:50
    *hums* "Out of the dark... by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 01:51:02
      Hmm, don't know that one by ixeian2006-11-21 02:02:07
        Look: by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 02:25:05
          Hehe by ixeian2006-11-21 02:46:57
  * heads ball into kitchen* by bighairyjim2006-11-21 02:28:38
    *bangs ball outta the chimney with a pan* (n/t) by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 02:34:53
      But where is it going to land? by RetiQlum22006-11-21 02:36:43
        Looks like it's flying to the by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 02:38:00
          Follow the trail of soot! *cough* (n/t) by bighairyjim2006-11-21 02:39:16
            Oh, sorry, sir. *dusts off customer* by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 02:47:18
  *flies in through the window* by BouncyBall2006-11-21 03:43:04
    Hey! *looks through hole in window* Who was that?! by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 04:01:08
  *Appears with a WHOP!* by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-21 05:19:05
    *sausage, bagel & V-8 magically appear before you* by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 05:33:41
      *Bwoop* by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-21 06:08:34
        *wags finger* by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 06:22:35
          *Bwo..uhh* Can I have some wine? by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-21 06:25:01
            Sure :) by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 06:43:00
              Excellent! by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-21 06:46:37
          Pulls wagging finger, just to see what happens.... (n/t) by wwill2006-11-21 11:46:11
  *yawn* *trudges toward BAS pot* by esbita2006-11-21 06:05:16
    *Bwoop* by Hactar the Uhhh2006-11-21 06:10:03
    *gives towel to esbita* by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 06:11:16
      Erm... if it doesn't reign, it poors? by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 06:15:46
      Thank you... by esbita2006-11-21 06:22:28
        I always knew there was some reason by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 06:29:49
          Yes, the workaholic image is a joke. ;) by esbita2006-11-21 06:31:44
            Must be quite exhausting. by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 06:50:41
  Berliners are ready! *puts plates on counter* by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 07:54:44
    sounds like what we call a bismark. by esbita2006-11-21 08:13:18
      *puts plate #2 in the front* by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 08:19:00
        *chooses one with vanilla icing* by esbita2006-11-21 08:26:36
          Oh. I didn't even know I made those :) by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 08:37:02
            Took two years, but I can eat them again. by esbita2006-11-21 08:55:35
  *puts SELF SERVICE sign on counter* (n/t) by roger G. rapid2006-11-21 08:52:30

 

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