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thebest blond joke is also.... by flatlander2006-11-05 00:42:33
  My fav pwns that one. by Skippy-ish_Guy 2006-11-05 11:31:51
A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all living on the streets together. One day, they are sooo hungry, they decide that it would be best to just run into a nearby bakery, grab a stick of bread and run. They enter the shop, each taking a piece of bread. The plan began to backfire, however. An off-duty police officer in the shop at the time quickly pursues the girls, chasing them down some back alleys. After shaking the officer for a moment, They decide to hide in some trash cans. The officer, after finding a dead end decides to check the garbage cans. As he is about to open the firs tone, red head thinks quickly, and does her best cat impression. The officer concludes that there would be no one hiding in there since he hears the cat. He goes to open the next one, and, taking a cue from the red head, the brunette barks like a dog, alleviating the officer's suspicions. The plans are foiled by the blond however, as he reaches for a third can he hears the blonde inside mumbling...


"Potato potato potato..."
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