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Answer me this; by hieraco 2006-10-26 05:25:32

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

[ Reply ]
  Yes, Hope, Evil. (n/t) by Havoc2006-10-26 05:26:53
  Good question. by da-gimp2006-10-26 05:27:56
    Braille on ATMs make sense but definitely seems by iarann2006-10-26 05:34:15
      I saw a sign on the NJ transit train by MatthewDBA2006-10-26 05:36:17
        Perfect height if you are crawling! :) (n/t) by rook_mtl2006-10-26 06:10:37
        Perhaps... by imperito2006-10-26 06:44:30
          *cough*not friday*cough* (n/t) by Rogue19712006-10-26 06:45:08
            Not for you, maybe... I get tomorrow off :) (n/t) by imperito2006-10-26 09:00:00
              in proper Friday format that should be by Blindman2006-10-26 10:03:53
      in a cab a blind person will sit in back by NavyJoe2006-10-26 07:06:06
      Do you expect them to build them specially by BloodyViking2006-10-26 07:22:38
      But how does... by jsr2006-10-26 09:08:11
        if you look theres usually a headphone jack by joecrouse2006-10-26 16:09:27
    Try to drive on the Don Valley Parkway in Toronto. by silvermoon822006-10-26 05:53:03
      What kind of car is this?! by mpicklesimer12006-10-26 06:18:21
      Yup, I learned to drive on the Don by hieraco2006-10-26 07:04:13
  And when you want the elevator by MatthewDBA2006-10-26 05:31:13
  Why do we buy flat batteries ? by SciSSorS2006-10-26 05:32:16
    my HP 15C calculator takes 3 flat batteries :) by NDwight2006-10-26 05:40:07
  Well, with the batteries by skern2006-10-26 05:57:23
  My remote has been showing signs of battery death. by kelli2172006-10-26 07:02:35
    ...because it works! by Peace_man2006-10-26 07:18:14
      Also, if you have a carbon based button system on by Classic_Jon2006-10-26 07:23:25
      Actually, shaking batteries redistributes the by shminux2006-10-26 07:47:53
        Heating them up works as well. by Tomo2006-10-26 12:12:26
  An answer to the second question by SnappingTurtle2006-10-26 07:24:55
    Also... by jdelphiki2006-10-26 07:40:27
      Nope. with weak batteries it would work best by wwill2006-10-26 07:52:18
        My smoke alarm is apparently on AC power. by kelli2172006-10-26 07:58:15
          Some smoke alarms have long life by frizzgrig2006-10-26 09:11:19
            I don't think mine does. by kelli2172006-10-26 10:32:08
        to recap by madjo2006-10-26 08:07:30
          It's a good way to make sure the batteries by Sterling_Ag2006-10-26 09:08:55
            our beeps when it's batteries are out by madjo2006-10-26 14:45:46
              You get used to it. by joecrouse2006-10-26 16:14:33
  More courtroom anomalies... by Audio2006-10-26 07:32:10
    A guess about why by SciSSorS2006-10-26 08:51:25
      Huh? by Qcumber-some2006-10-26 08:56:46
        Because they're in Finland? (n/t) by kelli2172006-10-26 10:29:47
    You rang? (n/t) by theanomaly2006-10-26 08:52:25

 

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