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Your opinion please: by Tyop 2006-10-26 00:23:40
Is following sentence true or false:

If you go out to smoke 5 mins. every hour, I expect you to work 8.3% more effectively than I do, as I don't smoke.

[ Reply ]
  False by ToLazyToThink2006-10-26 00:26:19
    Depends on what you do. by Phoon2006-10-26 00:29:41
      Manual labor. (n/t) by Tyop2006-10-26 00:37:19
        And is it really just five minutes per hour? by Phoon2006-10-26 00:39:25
          I was trying to be as fair as pissible. by Tyop2006-10-26 00:45:31
            "Pissible?" by RetiQlum22006-10-26 00:50:12
              I had intestinal surgery at four years old, by Phoon2006-10-26 01:09:53
              I hate my POS keyboard. ..read possible (n/t) by Tyop2006-10-26 01:22:42
            ...Freudian .. ?? (n/t) by OsteSpiser2006-10-26 01:29:56
              Probably... by Tyop2006-10-26 02:39:28
          Oh, don't I know that one well... by krikkert2006-10-26 00:47:31
      Depends by ToLazyToThink2006-10-26 00:48:58
    I'd say you're right.... by Tyop2006-10-26 00:32:02
  Conditional. by krikkert2006-10-26 00:29:13
    s/100%/85% ... by Tyop2006-10-26 00:36:39
      umm.... by volg2006-10-26 05:27:31
  The question is, at the end of the day... by Phoon2006-10-26 00:31:48
    Smoker arrives late, leaves early by Tyop2006-10-26 00:38:58
      Well then it seems like you got other problems by ToLazyToThink2006-10-26 00:44:47
    Speaking as a smoker, who does 40% of all the by magixtechnica2006-10-26 00:40:50
      yes, stop smoking NOW, your lungs will be new by zoxer2006-10-26 00:55:47
        That depends on how long you've smoked. by krikkert2006-10-26 00:56:45
          why do you undermine my trial by zoxer2006-10-26 01:14:24
            I get very pessimistic by MatthewDBA2006-10-26 05:44:28
              in the hardest time nearly 40g tobacco day by zoxer2006-10-26 06:02:13
        A year is quite optimistic, but by SnowStar2006-10-26 00:59:23
          well, I guess I'm s4 outta luck, by magixtechnica2006-10-26 01:02:58
            I'm 34 and have been smoking since I was 16. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-10-26 01:05:55
              I blame the Marines, and my own lazy a3. by magixtechnica2006-10-26 01:09:27
              I'm still 27 for 5 more months. by SnowStar2006-10-26 01:15:04
      My dad gave up smoking at about 80 by chrisbee2006-10-26 01:27:26
  Every other hour. by RetiQlum22006-10-26 00:40:22
    you and me both, buddy. by magixtechnica2006-10-26 00:41:44
  Smoking cuts into valuable coffee making time.. by MrXavia2006-10-26 00:46:52
  False, because I don't smoke. :P by Khaar2006-10-26 01:22:20
  You should take a break too! by ideur2006-10-26 01:43:42
  The way I see it: by PSYCHOI3OY2006-10-26 02:05:47
    You're the exception, then. by Phoon2006-10-26 02:14:14
  True by hieraco2006-10-26 03:29:53
    I hate how right you are. (n/t) by Tyop2006-10-26 04:14:14
  Screen breaks? by TheGM2006-10-26 03:37:35
    As for breaks we have by Tyop2006-10-26 04:13:00
      You must take breaks every hour from a PC... by MrXavia2006-10-26 08:56:06
  Sort of, but not as such... by imperito2006-10-26 04:11:36
    In Florida, they're required to. by Phoon2006-10-26 04:44:19
      Where I work ... by ChuckAB2006-10-26 06:00:47
        I love the idea of building a gazebo for by skern2006-10-26 06:07:45
  Wouldn't it be 9.09%? by skern2006-10-26 05:48:32
  Undeterminable by BrainBug2006-10-26 09:53:36

 

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