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Real Beauty	by voxwoman	2006-11-19 12:55:59
The thing is, that "RealBeauty" campaign is a lie.	by RetiQlum2	2006-10-17 10:36:42
Translation: "Some people will always be ugly." (n (n/t)	by Phoon	2006-10-17 10:44:11
Not ugly.	by RetiQlum2	2006-10-17 10:57:14
It's all "compared to others".	by Phoon	2006-10-17 11:21:36
You are acting like a dumbass.	by RetiQlum2	2006-10-17 12:16:13
crams fluffy pink bunnies into various orifices (n/t)	by Phoon	2006-10-17 12:24:36
I repeat my other response:	by RetiQlum2	2006-10-17 12:36:35
... and why would anyone choose 'less attractive'?	by Phoon	2006-10-17 12:42:05
Let's reverse the question:	by RetiQlum2	2006-10-17 12:45:06
Because that's how the game is played.	by Phoon	2006-10-17 12:48:49
So change games. Worked for me.	by wwill	2006-10-17 12:52:49
If you mean what I think you mean...	by Phoon	2006-10-17 12:53:56
Oh f4!	by Phoon	2006-10-17 13:08:17
SOT-I-don't-shave-my-heinie-M	by Phoon	2006-10-17 13:41:10
I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks by the Bloodhound Gang [spoken] Mmmm, if your a3 is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the pu-pu platter My friend Jerry Van der Grift kissed me in Home Ec class Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my a3 I said, guys, I'm like you I like monster trucks too Wanna see how many pushups I can do? I just wish I was queer so I could get [chorus] Chicks dig guys that are queer Guys that don't dig chicks That don't dig guys like me See, I'm not queer, I'm too ugly But if I were handsome, just imagine how great it would be Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with a supermodel would be easy 'Cause "supermodel" means voluptuous but also is synonymous with super dumb You see, I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become That trusted friend that cares That rubs her back and braids her hair No, it wouldn't take a week before I'm in her underwear I just wish I was queer so I could get [chorus] Doesn't matter what I'm packing in my denim, it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat, the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See, I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline No, I'm not Princess Di, I don't wanna be a queen I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks [instrumental] Anyway, if I were gay, I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my mom's hairstylist, his name is Kip, he's got a lisp, he talkth like thith Wear my mother's lingerie, learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant-garde ballet I just wish I was queer so I could get Chicks Dig guys that are queer Guys that don't dig chicks Dig guys that are queer Guys that don't dig chicks Dig guys that are queer Guys that don't dig chicks That don't dig guys like me See, I'm not queer, I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heinie Don't shave my heinie See, I'm not queer, I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heinie Don't shave my heinie See, I'm not queer, I'm too ugly
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