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they confiscated my toothpaste	by dennismv	2006-09-25 23:00:57
at the airplane terminal ... and you know what I told them ? I looked the guy straight in the eye and I said "Excuse me sir ... You know what ? " and I paused for emphasis. "I can KILL people with toothpaste". Then I stared at him to let it register. Then I walked off with my carry-ons. Well it didn't happen that way. But they did take my toothpaste.
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They took mine, too.	by Peace_man	2006-09-25 23:05:33
same here	by dennismv	2006-09-25 23:16:20
Toothpaste in a plastic bag.	by Klaranth	2006-09-25 23:22:01
I was allowed my laptop but not my shampoo.	by JimK	2006-09-25 23:08:52
But, was it a dandruff shampoo? (n/t)	by lab rat	2006-09-25 23:11:47
Paranoia is a wonderful thing. (n/t)	by Didactylos	2006-09-25 23:24:53
Last year	by oedlan	2006-09-25 23:27:05
I'm asked to take my shoes off	by dennismv	2006-09-25 23:32:22
I don't bother with shoes - I don't set off the	by jayfarm	2006-09-25 23:57:13
They'll probably be off next time =/ (n/t)	by oedlan	2006-09-26 03:18:38
If you check the list of allowed and forbidden	by Control	2006-09-25 23:53:36
Remember "Spaceballs"	by ideur	2006-09-25 23:59:12
Well then, don't brush your teeth until you return	by hieraco	2006-09-26 07:11:14

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