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Where on my resume says I am remotely qualified by joecrouse 2006-09-25 16:35:05
for this kind of job.

(job offer quoted directly)

Dear Joseph,

I recently saw your resume online and feel you would be ideal for an immediate opening as a Website Developer with our company. We are xxxxxxx.com, one of the most exciting website launches in the last few years.

Joseph, if you are looking for a real opportunity and a real long-term career with an exciting cutting edge company, you may be the person we are looking for.

xxxxxxxx.com is a combination of a modeling and acting database and MySpace with much more. We offer Models and Actors the opportunity to gain international exposure, interface with the world's largest entertainment industry network, and make money through advertising.

And, best of all, xxxxxxxxxx.com allows Talent to earn money instantly. xxxxxxxxxx allows each member to earn money by displaying ads on their portfolio page.

Unlike many other sites in the entertainment industry, xxxxxxxxxx is 100% free for Models and Actors to join.

Our tech department involves working as a team to constantly maintain and upgrade our website. The majority of our programmers/developers work from home maintaining contact by telephone, e-mail, and instant messaging.

We offer our Developers the following:

* Highly competitive salary
* Bonus plan that can add 25% or more to Base Salary
* Medical, Dental, and Vision plan
* Expense Account
* Paid Vacation
* Tuition Reimbursement
* Rapid Fast Track Advancement Program

Joseph, if you feel the Developer position is right for you, visit the link below and fill out the online application. (If the link does not work in your e-mail you may copy and paste the address in your browser.)

(page removed to prevent thier advertiseing)

Once I receive your online application, I will contact you within one to two business days.

Regards,
Not very bright woman (named changed)

Click here to be removed from any future employment offers.

[ Reply ]
  I got one just now from a headhunter by voxwoman2006-09-25 16:43:21
    My resume doesnte even MENTION by joecrouse2006-09-25 16:59:15
      Come on... by VivianC2006-09-25 19:37:03
  The headhunter probably gets paid per letter sent. by nix2006-09-25 17:02:46

 

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