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SOT-all-this-talk-about-SOs-pisses-me-off-M by Phoon2006-09-25 14:10:24
  All my ex'es live in Texas by joecrouse 2006-09-25 14:50:11
horus: All my ex's live in Texas,
And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be.
But all my ex's live in Texas
And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.
Rosanna's down in Texarcana; wanted me to push her broom,
And sweet Ilene's in Abilene; she forgot I hung the moon,
And Allison in Galveston somehow lost her sanity,
And Dimples who now lives in Temple's got the law lookin� for me.

Repeat Chorus:

I remember that old Frio river where I learned to swim.
And it brings to mind another time where I wore my welcome thin.
My transcendental meditation, I go there each night,
But I always come back to myself long before daylight.

Repeat Chorus:

Some folks think I'm hidin',
It's been rumored that I died,
But I'm alive and well in Tennessee.
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