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Parents who need a babysitter: keep it simple by SnappingTurtle2006-09-25 11:09:19
  And a Note for Babysitters by peired 2006-09-25 13:47:19
The 3 and 4 year old will come out of their rooms.
Just listen to them, give them a drink of water and tell them Mommy and Daddy will be home soon, and then to jump back in bed.

Eventually they will get tired of coming downstairs and will fall asleep.

Don't touch the baby. Yes, he is cute. Yes, he's quiet when you see him with us. No, he will not like to be picked up by you in the middle of the night.

You are not one of his "people" and unless you want to see him do his imitation of a loud angry grape, (ie. scream until he turns purple) don't touch him.....

If you hear him playing, leave him alone. He'll get bored eventually and fall back asleep. We fed him before we left. He is not hungry. He was changed before he left. He is not wet.

Heheheh

Red



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