New Fred up!
fred on everything dot net. Not for the Easily Offended of Either Party.
"You don't buy a house because you love it, because of the lush vegetation thereabout and ancient trees and an enchanting air of calm and antiquity. No. You buy a "starter house" with the intention of unloading it when you make partner. Then you buy a shoddy McMansion, exactly like three hundred others surrounding it. Then it's home theater and granite counter-tops and more-complex iPods and, just maybe, one day, a Hummer, that most thunderous of motorized codpieces."
HAH!
Oh yeah, some bad language towards the bottom - be warned. |
