Caller: My English...no good
me: ok
Caller: Me no good computer
me: I can work with that, what's wrong?
Caller: I log in, I see naked man, big tool.
*Pause here while mute is hit for 5 minutes of laughter*
me: Is it just this computer?
Caller: No, I lot in 8 others, all naked man, big tool, you fix.
*Pause here for 3 minutes while I engage lead, and more laughter*
Caller: *hangs up*
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Caller: I'm trying to tunnel in
me: Ok, what's your employee ID?
Caller: Just a sec, it's on my badge. *turning from phone* Honey! Hold the baby for a sec...OH S4! BYE! |