Does anyone else keep track of great UF quotes? I just added hadji's "My name is Inigo Kahless..." to my list. Here's a few other gems from the past:
"It was a series of wonderful scenes which, unfortunately, didn't make any kind of plot when played in sequence"
- brion, describing some movie, June 18th 2001
"Microsoft has done to computers what McDonalds has done to gastronomy."
- mckilla, July 3rd, 2001
"Figures that they're working in the South. They need to test it on the group most likely to support anti-gravity technology: the KKK. They're anti-everything."
- Naruki, Aug 2nd 2002, refering to rumours that Boeing is messing with Soviet anti-gravity experiments
"Stupid IIS as stupid DOS"
- Kickstart, Aug 1st, 2002
"The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck will be the day they start making vacuum cleaners."
- DesertRat66, May 22 2003
"WD40 is not a brand of perfume"
- wheresthefish, 2003/11/03
"He who seeks wisdom
finds it in many places
except your presence"
"How shall I address
a master with no students
and little wisdom?"
- tnglives, Dec 9th, 2003
"sqrt(-1) before 2.718, except after 3x10^8 m/sec"
- tozzi, Jun 26th, 2004
"Reading Braille t-shirts on women is fun!"
- toxin, Jul 13th, 2004
"I am Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated."
-Illiad, Nov 26th, 2004
"I am Springer of Borg. Up next, brothers who assimilate their sisters."
"I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated."
"I am Henry Earl of Borg. Resistant as floor tile. Your a** will be simulated."
- YakkoWarner, Nov 26th, 2004 (Note: Henry Earl is a notorious drunk)
"Illiad does not exist. Except he does, maybe. Well, it depends on your definition of Illiad. If we go by the traditional definition of Illiad (not quite sure if that's ever been formally described... but I think most people have at least basic preconceived notions such as humanoid form, etc.), we can't be sure, but if we define Illiad as "he who draws the comic", or, to cover other possible circumstances such as Illiad possibly being female or being a force of nature, "that which draws the comic", or, to cover circumstances in which the comic may be produced by a non-drawing method, "that which causes the comic to exist", then we can deduce from the existance of the comic that Illiad exists, for some definition of "Illiad", unless we assume that the comic exists without cause. "
- oot, April 11th, 2005
"I -REALLY- want Harper to now say "I will diminish and go into the west"."
- kickstart, May 19th, 2005, commenting on the Canadian budget vote
cjolson140: *ducks anticipated LART barrage*
nix: Glad to oblige
nix: *spins up orbital mass driver*
nix: *fires volley of tungsten-plated DU slugs at cjolson140*
nix: And you thought that a GAU-8 had penetrating power?
cjolson140: Grr. Now you got me mad.
cjolson140: *ducks slugs*
cjolson140: *charges up railgun capacitors*
nix: *drops freakin' shark in cjolson140's toilet bowl*
cjolson140: *click*
cjolson140: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
cjolson140: *click*
cjolson140: *splutch* *crash* *fwoosh*
cjolson140: Crap! I broke the toilet with the railgun!
RetiQlum2: But is it a freakin shark with freakin laser beams attached to its head?
cjolson140: Whatever the heck it is, it made me break my freakin toilet!
- June 29th, 2005
Once upon a midnight sleeping
In the cabin, there came creeping
A giant who was not there before.
In he came with strong elation
Handing me an invitation
And named the man who sent him fore.
Qouth the giant, "Dumbledore"
- hadji, July 22nd, 2005
"Sets an empty cookie jar on the table.
Places a sign on the jar that reads "Assisted Living"
It's for disabled cookies. If you have any that you can no longer care for, place them here."
- hadji, Aug 9th, 2005
"My name is Inigo Kahless. It is a good day. Prepare to die."
- hadji, userfriendly.org, 2006/09/16, responding to williamashbless's remark that "You haven't truely seen The Princess Bride until you've watched it in the original Klingon".
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