Go to jewelry store
Buy wedding ring (for you)
Wear wedding ring.
Chicks will follow you home and howl outside your window.
When I was married, I got propositioned several times. After the divorce I stopped wearing the ring, I can no longer get the time of day from any female.
Females fear unmarried males - they are a threat.
Married males won't pressure them for a commitment or marriage or children, and likely won't impose on their time very much - just quick, furtive meetings and tender partings, all on the down-low.
And no, I never cheated when I was married. Doesn't mean SHE didn't though - but I have no proof of that. |
