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The Identity of Al Qaeda's Secret Weapon | by DesertRat66 | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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But do they play PAINTBALL!!! ones etc. | by toxin | 2006-09-14 08:26:51 |
| Wow, that's almost as ludicrous as... |
by Ravenlock |
2006-09-14 08:38:49 |
the claim that videogames "train" people to go on shooting sprees. (I say "almost as ludicrous" because at least in paintball, you're actually holding a projectile "weapon".)
One of the London subway bombers, Mohammed Khan, was an avid paintball player. Likewise, 17 Toronto Muslims charged this summer with plotting terrorist attacks in Canada used paintball to train.
“The CSIS, which is the Canadian equivalent of the FBI, is starting to investigate who's playing paintball in Canada,” said Epstein. “Because they know that there's a tie between paintball and some of the terrorists they've picked up.”
Do you friends play paintball? Your schoolmates? Your brother; your sister?
Be A Good American! Report them to the nearest TerrorWatch Agent at once! Remember: Anything Could Be A Threat!
....*shudder*
The U.S. attorney we spoke to said the government doesn't have the time or money to monitor who's playing paintball. He said the overwhelming majority of people who play don't have bad intentions. As for the minority that does? Dealing with them won't be a game.
"Dealing with them won't be a game"?!?!? Holy s4. Stop the world, I want to get off. |
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We have organized paintball events at the College | by jayfarm | 2006-09-14 08:39:58 |
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Apparently yes. | by Ravenlock | 2006-09-14 08:41:02 |
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