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Who watched the news with Katie Couric last night? by DesertRat662006-09-08 11:10:12
  And who replied by etwas_egal 2006-09-08 14:11:37
My friends, it's time to face a hard, cold fact. Militant [Cristianity] wants to kill us just because we're alive and don't believe as they do. They've been killing us [since 1063]. So it's time to stop pretending these terrorist incidents are mere episodic events and face the reality that our way of life is in grave danger. This threat is not just going to go away because we choose to ignore it. Some say we should try diplomacy. Yeah, well, tell me, how do we negotiate with people whose starting point is our death? Ask them to wait for ten years before they kill us? When good negotiates with evil, evil will always win and peace follows victory, not words issued by diplomats. But some [Muslims], sadly, are not interested in victory, and yet they want us to believe that their behavior is [holy].

Well, it's not. When the critics are more interested in punishing [the saved] over a few incidents at [the Church of the Holy Sepulchre] and [Tehran] than they are in defeating those who want to kill us; when they seek to destroy [our international defence networks] which is designed to identify those who want to kill us and how they intend to do it; when they want to grant those who want to kill us [the governance of the Holy Land], I don't call that [Holy]. [Holy] is rallying behind the [caliph], regardless of [sect] to defeat [Americo]fascism. [Holy] is supporting our troops in the battlefield, not undermining the mission and morale. Let there be no doubt about this: [Islam] will prevail. We're the same [faith] that survived a bloody civil war, defeated the [Crusades] and the Soviets. Each generation has a responsibility to the next, our generation will not disappoint.
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