A farmer finances the purchase of a bull through his bank.
The banker drops by later to check on his investment.
"The bull's too busy eating grass," complains the farmer. "He's not even looking at my cows."
The banker suggests a veterinarian check the bull.
A week later, the banker calls back.
"Everything's great," beams the farmer. "The bull has serviced all my cows. He even broke through the fence and went after my neighbour's cows."
"Wow," says the banker. "What did the vet do to that bull?"
"Just gave him some pills," replies the farmer.
"What kind," asks the banker.
"I dunno," says the farmer. "But they taste like peppermint." |
