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From the Inbox: by lab rat 2006-09-07 19:32:33
Cajan Joke

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Boudreaux, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down.
Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Thibodeaux shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are currently supervising the reconstruction of New Orleans Levees.
[ Reply ]
  If she knew trig, she could've saved herself a lot by Arachnid2006-09-07 19:35:54
    Bah to trig. Geometry! (n/t) by Kickstart2006-09-07 19:54:40
      How? (n/t) by Arachnid2006-09-07 19:55:48
        shadows and ratios. Or is it algebra? (n/t) by shminux2006-09-07 19:57:48
        See... by Kickstart2006-09-07 20:04:19
          if alpha=45 then ya = ab? by bobtail2006-09-07 23:11:48
            I probably could have drawn that better by Kickstart2006-09-07 23:26:02
    So could the Army Corp of Engineers :-) (n/t) by lab rat2006-09-07 19:55:02
      went there done that. by rich0rd2006-09-07 20:07:25
  She just needed a sextant. by RetiQlum22006-09-07 19:54:56
    'tante' is French for aunt. "Sex aunt" is... by Kickstart2006-09-07 19:56:21
      Just remember that that came out of your mind. by RetiQlum22006-09-07 19:58:54
      When I was a kid we had a Tante Babee by lab rat2006-09-07 20:01:26
      6 aunts would be rather annoying... (n/t) by raptor_872006-09-07 20:08:07
    It is here! (n/t) by Arachnid2006-09-07 19:58:17
      Freaking Kiwis and their date line... by RetiQlum22006-09-07 20:13:38
        Be glad you don't live in Alaska. by themadkansan2006-09-07 20:31:57
          *cough*hawaii*cough* by ag_wyvern2006-09-07 20:38:53
            *hack*midwayisland and samoa*hack* (n/t) by ag_wyvern2006-09-07 20:40:12
  I thought you were gonna tell me... by mpicklesimer12006-09-07 21:03:32

 

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