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Inbox: 2008 Democratic Convention Agenda by DesertRat662006-09-07 07:19:11
  2008 Republican Convention Agenda by tompaine2006-09-07 07:53:35
    In a lighter tone by hyzenthlay 2006-09-07 08:41:52
6:00 p.m. - Opening flag worship ceremony.

6:05 p.m. - Opening not-at-all-Christian prayers by Jerry Falwell

6:30 p.m. - 'In support of heterosexuals' speech by Pat Robertson.

6:40 p.m. - George Bush proposes a mineral water toast.

7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to England.

7:10 p.m. - Fundraising auction of maps to secret CIA prisons.

7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Saudi Arabia.

7:45 p.m. - Pro-war rally (Moderated by Anne Coulter)

8:25 p.m. - Rush Limbaugh distributes painkillers.

8:30 p.m. - Terrorist hunting workshop

9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *

10:00.p.m. - Making money on AM Radio hosted by Matt Drudge and Micheal Reagan

10:10 p.m. - Celebration of Bush's National Guard Service.

10:20.p.m. - RE-enactment of Bush chocking on a pretzel

10:30 p.m. - Demonstration by Westborough Baptists

10:40 p.m. - Rush Limbaugh distributes painkillers.

10:50 p.m. - Pledge of defiance against the UN.

11:00 p.m. - Rush Limbaugh distributes painkillers.

11:15 p.m. - Underfunding Education workshop.

11:30 p.m. - 'Defense of Families' pep rally.

11:59 p.m. - Rush Limbaugh distributes painkillers.

12:00 p.m. - Nomination of republican candidate
[ Reply ]
      That one had me chuckling. by Esteis2006-09-07 08:57:28
      Now THAT one is funny :) (n/t) by classic_jon2006-09-07 09:57:47
      Sorry, Hadji. This one was funnier. by VivianC2006-09-07 11:19:10
      Now that one is so good by DesertRat662006-09-07 11:22:12

 

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