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Inbox: 2008 Democratic Convention Agenda	by DesertRat66	2006-09-07 07:19:11
2008 Republican Convention Agenda	by tompaine	2006-09-07 07:53:35
2008 Republican Convention Agenda - revised	by cptspith	2006-09-07 08:06:08
6:00 p.m. - Opening obeisiance to King George the W. 6:05 p.m. - Opening prayers by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson damning every non-white, non-Chriostian to perdition. 6:30 p.m. - Lie about the war 6:40 p.m. - Lie about the state of the economy. 7:00 p.m. - Whore for money 7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for King W 7:25 p.m. - Lie about the war 7:45 p.m. - Lie about the state of social services 8:25 p.m. - Propose more tax cuts for the rich 8:30 p.m. - Whore for money 9:30.p.m. - * Intermission * 10:00.p.m. - Say mean things about Democrats (whether or not they are true) 10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss 10:20.p.m. - Lie about the war 10:30 p.m. - Anti-Abortion demonstration by middle aged single men. 10:40 p.m. - Lie about plans to conserve energy and protect the environment 10:50 p.m. - Lie about the war 11:00 p.m. - Whore for money 11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Corporate Welfare workshop. 11:30 p.m. - 'Praise to the King' pep rally. 11:59 p.m. - Propose an amendment to the constitution to repeal presidential term limits 12:00 p.m. - Closing obeisiance to King George the W
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