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Inbox: 2008 Democratic Convention Agenda | by DesertRat66 | 2006-09-07 07:19:11 |
| 2008 Republican Convention Agenda |
by tompaine |
2006-09-07 07:53:35 |
6:00 p.m. - Opening obeisiance to King Gearge the W.
6:05 p.m. - Opening prayers by Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson damning every non-white, non-Chriostian to perdition.
6:30 p.m. - War concert by Tony Snow.
6:40 p.m. - W (now officially off the wagon) proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to Saudi Arabia.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for King W.
7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany(1934 - 1945).
7:45 p.m. - Pro-war rally (Moderated by Dick Chaney)
8:25 p.m. - W proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Saudi appeasement workshop.
9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Donald Rumsfeld
10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:20.p.m. - Cameo by a fake Iraqi war veteran.
10:30 p.m. - Anti-Abortion demonstration by middle aged single men.
10:40 p.m. - W proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to Saudi Arabia.
11:00 p.m. - W proposes a toast.
11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Corporate Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m. - 'Praise to the King' pep rally.
11:59 p.m. - W proposes a toast.
12:00 p.m. - Closing obeisiance to King Gearge the W.
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Hardly original and you couldn't even | by DesertRat66 | 2006-09-07 07:55:53 |
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Oh pooh-pooh. | by Esteis | 2006-09-07 07:58:05 |
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Indeed. | by Ravenlock | 2006-09-07 08:04:34 |
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*sets up a bar* | by Esteis | 2006-09-07 08:06:59 |
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*drinks* | by BaruMonkey | 2006-09-07 08:08:45 |
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*offers toast* | by TheRantingGeek | 2006-09-07 08:12:05 |
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Hear hear! And here here, with the booze!! (n/t) | by jdelphiki | 2006-09-07 08:24:17 |
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*slides jdelphiki a warm plate* | by TheRantingGeek | 2006-09-07 08:27:37 |
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*wolfs down ham, bacon, and eggs* | by jdelphiki | 2006-09-07 09:03:14 |
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Halfway to where? | by Sharku | 2006-09-07 08:34:44 |
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Oui monseur, bonjour, coquette... | by Phoon | 2006-09-07 08:42:34 |
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Unfortunately and undoubtably they will each be | by fRiZzGrIg | 2006-09-07 08:43:50 |
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*pours himself a cup of tea* | by Esteis | 2006-09-07 08:11:16 |
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*shakes head, sadly* | by TheRantingGeek | 2006-09-07 08:00:08 |
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*Ignores Cold One* Grabs water | by DesertRat66 | 2006-09-07 08:11:56 |
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Ah. | by TheRantingGeek | 2006-09-07 08:12:45 |
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Oops. That ain't water. | by Havoc | 2006-09-07 11:42:57 |
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Not realistic, Bush doesn't drink. (n/t) | by shminux | 2006-09-07 08:01:04 |
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Well, in his defense, the firts line did say | by merlin | 2006-09-07 08:09:11 |
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AFAIK ... al bushes need to drink | by SciSSorS | 2006-09-07 08:31:28 |
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You forgot the subtitles | by SoylentGreen | 2006-09-07 08:03:17 |
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2008 Republican Convention Agenda - revised | by cptspith | 2006-09-07 08:06:08 |
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*Yawn* | by RetiQlum2 | 2006-09-07 08:06:32 |
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*fries up some sausage, bacon, and ham* | by TheRantingGeek | 2006-09-07 08:19:39 |
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What? are you trying to make me fat? | by RetiQlum2 | 2006-09-07 08:47:23 |
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*glances at RetiQlum2* | by TheRantingGeek | 2006-09-07 08:52:46 |
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In a lighter tone | by hyzenthlay | 2006-09-07 08:41:52 |
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That one had me chuckling. | by Esteis | 2006-09-07 08:57:28 |
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Now THAT one is funny :) (n/t) | by classic_jon | 2006-09-07 09:57:47 |
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Sorry, Hadji. This one was funnier. | by VivianC | 2006-09-07 11:19:10 |
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Now that one is so good | by DesertRat66 | 2006-09-07 11:22:12 |
