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Inbox: 2008 Democratic Convention Agenda by DesertRat66 2006-09-07 07:19:11
6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton

6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.

7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *

10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

11:00 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.
[ Reply ]
  *chuckle* by TheRantingGeek2006-09-07 07:20:42
  ... Hilarious. :-/ (n/t) by Ravenlock2006-09-07 07:21:16
    typo ? by SciSSorS2006-11-19 12:55:59
      Yeah, that one was funny. by Ravenlock2006-09-07 08:03:20
        Same here by jdelphiki2006-09-07 08:22:31
  Who is Toast ? by SciSSorS2006-09-07 07:24:08
    *grin* (n/t) by merlin2006-09-07 07:24:50
  Oops I forgot a line by DesertRat662006-09-07 07:25:46
    Now, that last one I like! (n/t) by divinar2006-09-07 07:27:10
    *wide grin* (n/t) by esbita2006-09-07 07:29:06
    Tease! by Pyxidragon2006-09-07 07:35:17
    You, sir are trying to defenestrate my sense of... by RetiQlum22006-09-07 07:40:07
    Or into a river by tompaine2006-09-07 10:04:18
  Completely unrealistic by Havoc2006-09-07 07:26:33
  in preparation for this event by madjo2006-09-07 07:27:21
    Tooooast?! by esbita2006-09-07 07:31:28
      Toast! :) by madjo2006-09-07 09:16:36
  If I laugh, will I be accused of being... by RetiQlum22006-09-07 07:38:29
  I'm just waiting for someone in particular to bite by TheRantingGeek2006-09-07 07:39:02
    And you'll notice that few answered that post. (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-09-07 07:41:04
      Yep. (n/t) by TheRantingGeek2006-09-07 07:42:54
        maybe because it was *late*? (n/t) by shminux2006-09-07 07:44:04
          Do you know anyone who stays up later than me? (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-09-07 07:49:58
          PULL!!! by TheRantingGeek2006-09-07 07:53:36
            *shrug* (n/t) by shminux2006-09-07 07:58:49
  Suggested revision of a few lines: by BaruMonkey2006-09-07 07:45:36
    Cute. by RetiQlum22006-09-07 07:49:07
  Ha. Democrats are nearly as guilty of nationalism by Esteis2006-09-07 07:46:39
  2008 Republican Convention Agenda by tompaine2006-09-07 07:53:35
    Hardly original and you couldn't even by DesertRat662006-09-07 07:55:53
      Oh pooh-pooh. by Esteis2006-09-07 07:58:05
        Indeed. by Ravenlock2006-09-07 08:04:34
          *sets up a bar* by Esteis2006-09-07 08:06:59
            *drinks* by BaruMonkey2006-09-07 08:08:45
              *offers toast* by TheRantingGeek2006-09-07 08:12:05
                Hear hear! And here here, with the booze!! (n/t) by jdelphiki2006-09-07 08:24:17
                  *slides jdelphiki a warm plate* by TheRantingGeek2006-09-07 08:27:37
                    *wolfs down ham, bacon, and eggs* by jdelphiki2006-09-07 09:03:14
                Halfway to where? by Sharku2006-09-07 08:34:44
                Oui monseur, bonjour, coquette... by Phoon2006-09-07 08:42:34
                Unfortunately and undoubtably they will each be by fRiZzGrIg2006-09-07 08:43:50
            *pours himself a cup of tea* by Esteis2006-09-07 08:11:16
      *shakes head, sadly* by TheRantingGeek2006-09-07 08:00:08
        *Ignores Cold One* Grabs water by DesertRat662006-09-07 08:11:56
          Ah. by TheRantingGeek2006-09-07 08:12:45
          Oops. That ain't water. by Havoc2006-09-07 11:42:57
    Not realistic, Bush doesn't drink. (n/t) by shminux2006-09-07 08:01:04
      Well, in his defense, the firts line did say by merlin2006-09-07 08:09:11
      AFAIK ... al bushes need to drink by SciSSorS2006-09-07 08:31:28
    You forgot the subtitles by SoylentGreen2006-09-07 08:03:17
    2008 Republican Convention Agenda - revised by cptspith2006-09-07 08:06:08
    *Yawn* by RetiQlum22006-09-07 08:06:32
      *fries up some sausage, bacon, and ham* by TheRantingGeek2006-09-07 08:19:39
        What? are you trying to make me fat? by RetiQlum22006-09-07 08:47:23
          *glances at RetiQlum2* by TheRantingGeek2006-09-07 08:52:46
    In a lighter tone by hyzenthlay2006-09-07 08:41:52
      That one had me chuckling. by Esteis2006-09-07 08:57:28
      Now THAT one is funny :) (n/t) by classic_jon2006-09-07 09:57:47
      Sorry, Hadji. This one was funnier. by VivianC2006-09-07 11:19:10
      Now that one is so good by DesertRat662006-09-07 11:22:12
  And for the Republicans by hadji2006-09-07 08:01:49
    ah, come on, you can be funnier than that. (n/t) by shminux2006-09-07 08:04:42
      Yeah, but I'm at work and have to . . . like . . . by hadji2006-09-07 08:07:13
        I know you're at work, but... by RetiQlum22006-09-07 08:09:49
    This is pretty WEAK by fRiZzGrIg2006-09-07 08:38:14
    You missed out shooting a friend in the face. (n/t by AndyA2006-09-07 09:03:49
  That's a great agenda if they would just get rid by fRiZzGrIg2006-09-07 08:32:09
  The US -- a divided nation? by Spiff2006-09-07 08:52:59
  2008 Nightmare: Hillary Clinton vs Jeb Bush (n/t) by Divinar2006-09-07 09:46:23
  Heh, that was good for a chuckle :) (n/t) by classic_jon2006-09-07 10:03:37
  Is it just me... by Illiad2006-09-07 10:31:05
    If you ignore it, maybe it will go away. by Peace_man2006-09-07 10:34:30
    Well, yeah, that's pretty much what I said. by Ravenlock2006-09-07 11:16:42
    Agreed. (n/t) by arktus2006-09-07 11:50:39
    It's not just you. (n/t) by Nea2006-09-07 11:56:32
    Basic 'Us against Them' thinking. by Yaeger2006-09-07 13:19:57
    For the nutcase fringe... by Kickstart2006-09-07 14:12:41
      Oh we care all right by DesertRat662006-09-07 14:21:35
        Note that I didn't call you... by Kickstart2006-09-07 14:46:14

 

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