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419 from Japan? by Kickstart 2006-08-06 14:13:18
And it reads just like a Nigerian scam:
From Ryozo Katot
(address phone and email removed)

Hello Friend,

It is indeed my pleasure to write you this letter, which I believe will be a surprise to you as we have never met before, and I am deeply sorry if I have in any manner disturbed your privacy. Please forgive this unusual manner of contacting you. My names are Mr Ryozo Katot, A citizen of JAPAN in great Asia I have been diagnosed with Oesophageal cancer.

It has defied all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself)but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous,I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as that was I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.Now as i have born again is christ i think i will make heavens and do good before i passon to meet my heavely father the totality of all creations.

As a new Christian convert, I have decided to give out this money for the work of God through out the world as well as winning souls for God. I did not take this decision on my own. I was directed to do so in a trance, thrice and who am I to disobey the voice of the Lord! After my prayers, I searched the Christian and crime free personal sites in the Internet, I found your email address and I decided to contact you. Please if you are interested in using this fund for the work of God Presently, all the documents concerning this funds are with the financial firm. Now that my sickness has gone to this stage, I am obeying the Lord’s voice and I want the fund to be used for the work of God all over the world. I have prayed and I told God to direct me to an honest Christian who will receive this fund and utilize it for things that will glorify the name of God.

Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends .I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have Distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan,they refused and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Ten Million five hundred thousand dollars($10,500,000.00) that I have with a finance House abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations.

What is too important to me as was revealed to me in dream is that immediately you receive the money, you will pay 10% of it to your church as tithe was warned that this 10% tithe is very important. You will also visit the motherless babies, accident victims, Aids/Hiv centres, clothe the naked and feed the hungry. These will be the major part of your evangelization. Upon receipt of your response,I shall communicate with you, and let you know the details of the transfer. Whatever your actions and your decision, I thank you for taking the time to read this email .

Regards,

Mr. Ryozo Katot

KS

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  Japan? by zoxer2006-08-06 14:51:49

 

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