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I need an Orbital LART, or a hug... by shadowsystems 2006-08-06 02:47:08
See my diary.

Long story short, my mother's BF needs a swift kick in the head, a clue, & a D4 good reason for me to help him any more...

I either need an O.L. for him, or a *HUG* for me. =JP
[ Reply ]
  Is BF living with your mom? by Klaranth2006-08-06 02:49:47
    No, they don't live together. by shadowsystems2006-08-06 02:59:21
  I think you should help him in the future... by Jeff_UK2006-08-06 02:55:54
    Can I ask for it in cash, up-front? by shadowsystems2006-08-06 03:00:40
      If you've the price agreed before by Jeff_UK2006-08-06 03:42:37
  Lock his computer down by rhinobird2006-08-06 03:00:36
    I would, but I doubt it would work... by shadowsystems2006-08-06 03:02:44
      ok then,lean heavily on the spritzing water bottle (n/t) by rhinobird2006-08-06 03:04:42
      You can force a login for Win 98... by DShade2006-11-19 12:55:59
  *hugs tightly* by Nightwind2006-08-06 03:01:55
    He's an ex-musician & band manager. by shadowsystems2006-08-06 03:07:07
      Tell him to sod off the p2p then. by themadkansan2006-08-06 03:10:24
        I tried to get him on BitTorrent. by shadowsystems2006-08-06 03:19:48
          Cant you use some form of VNC to by Klaranth2006-08-06 03:44:58
            I wish I could... by shadowsystems2006-08-06 03:53:17
          BitTorrent clients are a PITA. by themadkansan2006-08-06 03:53:07
        Give him eMule (n/t) by Klaranth2006-08-06 03:42:51
      Blubster sucks by ixeian2006-08-06 03:21:39
        I *thought* about... by shadowsystems2006-08-06 03:23:01
          Toys'R'Us and Home Depot by rhinobird2006-08-06 03:29:07
            Home Depot it is then... by shadowsystems2006-08-06 03:43:05
              Just hit a Mal-Wart or equivalent... by themadkansan2006-08-06 03:48:40
                I would, but... by shadowsystems2006-08-06 03:54:59
                  They're cheap, get 2 or 3. by themadkansan2006-08-06 03:56:33
                    I'd tape 'em together... by shadowsystems2006-08-06 03:58:08
                      Ah, the cut-rate Pugil Stick. by themadkansan2006-08-06 04:00:04
                        No, I'd buy the steel-core bats... by shadowsystems2006-08-06 04:03:34
              thinking like a bastard now by Nightwind2006-08-06 03:54:36
          Yeah by ixeian2006-08-06 03:36:24
            Yeah... Tell me about it. by shadowsystems2006-08-06 03:48:11
              Know the type by ixeian2006-08-06 04:11:23
                (Takes the codes, memorizes them, hands back the by shadowsystems2006-08-06 04:15:42
                  That's why I keep the paper around ;) by ixeian2006-08-06 04:22:20
              Hey, some of us *LIKE* desktop icons by divinar2006-08-06 10:20:51
          Your a little behind on the times by imWACC02006-11-19 12:55:59
            Carbon Fibre? *BAH* by shadowsystems2006-08-06 04:11:26
              I'd contest that. by themadkansan2006-08-06 04:17:57
                Don't NEED to make it go much faster... by shadowsystems2006-08-06 04:25:16
                  Oh, I agree with you 100% by imWACC02006-08-06 05:21:17
  Make him bring it to you. by themadkansan2006-08-06 03:03:51
    Tried that. by shadowsystems2006-08-06 03:09:09
      Tell Mom to pony up the gas money, then. by themadkansan2006-08-06 03:13:26
        Can't... by shadowsystems2006-08-06 03:25:00
          ...Iduno then, man. by themadkansan2006-08-06 03:45:13
            Technopeasant... Great word ;D (n/t) by ixeian2006-08-06 03:47:59
              It is, innit? :) (n/t) by themadkansan2006-08-06 03:49:49
              I *LOVE* it! "TechnoPeasant"... by shadowsystems2006-08-06 03:50:35
                yupyupyupyupyup by themadkansan2006-08-06 03:54:32
            At this rate, my Karma balance... by shadowsystems2006-08-06 03:56:49
              Wouldn't it be great if things worked like that? by themadkansan2006-08-06 03:59:08
                Make SENSE? Can't have THAT! by shadowsystems2006-08-06 04:02:12
  Thank You, All... =) by shadowsystems2006-08-06 04:18:21
    Orbital-LART = LART's from the Lord? by rhinobird2006-08-06 05:13:17
      (Crowd says in "enthusiasm") ...yeay.... =)P [n/t] by shadowsystems2006-08-06 18:51:10
  Suggestion: by flatlander2006-08-06 07:12:58
    Already thought of that. by shadowsystems2006-08-06 18:54:45
  Suggestion (longish and more general) by Qcumber-some2006-08-06 07:45:03
    I've already tried that... =) by shadowsystems2006-08-06 19:22:50
  To try a different approach by chrisP2006-08-06 11:01:13
    Not really... by shadowsystems2006-08-06 19:31:15
  I have a better suggestiong by joecrouse2006-08-06 18:52:40
  Tell him "Same problem = previous price * 2" by leistico2006-08-06 19:21:05
    I *liiIIIIIIIiiiike* it! =D by shadowsystems2006-08-06 19:39:18
  {{{{{{{{{{ S C R E A M }}}}}}}}}} by shadowsystems2006-08-06 19:44:15
    (Insane giggling) by shadowsystems2006-08-06 23:07:54

 

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