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A Nation of Wimps by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
  You'll love this bit of reality therapy. by run.dll 2006-07-31 16:30:12
I'm teaching a summer course (soft touch for department head in a jam).

I told the students that there would be seven assignments. Because I am not interested in collecting doctors' notes, accident reports, parole hearing notices, etc., I throw away the two lowest assignment marks, including missed assignments. Two should be enough - missing three out of seven will require a heart-to-heart scolding.

Also, the assignments are due at the beginning of the lecture. I then go through the solutions. Immediately. Late submissions need not apply. (But you get two freebies, so this shouldn't be a problem, right?)

Student comes to me with (late) assignment number three in hand and doctor's note. I told him that there was no problem - it would just be one of the freebies (which is what the freebie deal is all about).

He says he missed the first two assignments.

I ask why.

No particular reason.

I explain Reality.

He goes to department head with complaint.

Department head explains Reality.

:D

[ Reply ]
    Department head explains reality by joecrouse2006-07-31 16:34:50

 

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