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*sets up several vending machines* by esbita 2006-07-26 12:17:05
One full of "warm fuzzies"
Several with antidepressants of choice
One with warm cookies
One with shots of good vodka or whiskey

Mixing #2 and #4 not recommended, but there seems to be a lot of people having One of Those Days today. Just turn the knob; no quarters needed :P

[ Reply ]
  *half-truns whiskey knob* by CynicalRyan2006-07-26 12:20:07
  *turns knob for #1 and #3* by Rogue19712006-07-26 12:20:45
    If I installed a hugging *anything* by MatthewDBA2006-07-26 12:21:34
      *"borrows" a couple emales from Illiways* (n/t) by esbita2006-07-26 12:23:53
        "emales"? by bitflipper2006-07-26 12:53:40
          They staff the place when Treehugger's busy by esbita2006-07-26 12:57:31
            Usually by me. by krikkert2006-07-26 12:59:23
              There's a thread I hadn't read in a while. (n/t) by Spud312006-07-26 13:07:21
            Ah! by bitflipper2006-07-26 13:04:20
              Nope. by krikkert2006-07-26 13:07:03
                Appropriate by bitflipper2006-07-26 13:11:15
                Yours or mine? by Spud312006-07-26 13:12:00
                  Your misspelling, by krikkert2006-07-26 13:24:56
                    Uhhh... by bitflipper2006-07-26 13:29:14
              Decidedly more lowbrow by esbita2006-07-26 13:10:23
                Sounds like an opponent who's just about my speed by bitflipper2006-07-26 13:13:08
  *ponders* by TheRantingGeek2006-07-26 12:22:19
  *Sets up transporter pad next to vending machines* by DesertRat662006-07-26 12:23:23
    FPS - the other stress reliever! by TheRantingGeek2006-07-26 12:24:31
      That's not too bad by DesertRat662006-07-26 12:33:28
        It's that or... by TheRantingGeek2006-07-26 12:36:06
      FPS-tos - the stress maker. :-) (n/t) by kahuana2006-07-26 13:28:45
    I gotta stay the f4 away from guns for now by esbita2006-07-26 12:26:46
      It's the best way for me by DesertRat662006-07-26 12:32:03
  what no pudding dispenser? by XndeX2006-07-26 12:23:40
    Are we sure? by imperito2006-07-26 12:26:02
      *hands esbita a big foam cluebat* by TheRantingGeek2006-07-26 12:27:28
        *replaces foam with Endo-Steel(tm)* by CynicalRyan2006-07-26 12:28:30
          *grabs the Sunday Chicago Tribune* by esbita2006-07-26 12:31:09
            *shrugs* I prefer more, er, final solutions. by CynicalRyan2006-07-26 12:32:14
              *points to meat cleaver* by esbita2006-07-26 12:33:03
                *nods* I'll surely heed it, if it's ever needed.. (n/t) by CynicalRyan2006-07-26 12:33:45
            *hands esbita the Sunday Kansas City Star* by TheRantingGeek2006-07-26 12:32:41
  *turns knob of #4* by Corvus_One2006-07-26 12:24:25
  *adds a cookie; takes a cookie* (n/t) by ihope1272006-07-26 12:38:18
    I turned cookies off. (n/t) by daemon_poet2006-07-26 12:43:05
      *turns them back on and repeats* (n/t) by ihope1272006-07-26 14:18:20
  *Grabs a shot of good whiskey and some cookies* by ixeian2006-07-26 13:49:17

 

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