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FYOSS swearing contest by Rogue1971 2006-07-14 06:20:41
Come up with the most creatively disquised swear phrase you can
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  Invoke: subbywan by esbita2006-07-14 06:22:42
    You leperous, scabberous, lovemaking lovechild. (n (n/t) by subbywan2006-07-14 06:44:15
  "Johnny Dangerously" did it all first and best. (n (n/t) by Havoc2006-07-14 06:23:21
    The Minnesota fishing reference is regularly heard by basher202006-07-14 07:04:42
      Expound, please by bitflipper2006-07-14 07:12:45
        I'm trying to create an "in-joke" by basher202006-07-14 07:15:32
          Viking? Ooooookay :-) (n/t) by ag_wyvern2006-07-14 08:43:22
            IIRC... by jdelphiki2006-07-14 09:03:27
              Yup. by ag_wyvern2006-07-14 09:16:38
                I have been wrong before; by basher202006-07-14 10:11:03
                  "You shouldn't call me a Viking, basher20..." by bitflipper2006-07-14 10:14:32
                    My father once challeged me like that by basher202006-07-14 10:29:16
                    88 magnum... (n/t) by Havoc2006-07-14 10:30:28
                  I had the advantage... by jdelphiki2006-07-14 10:33:45
  Well by stephystar2006-07-14 06:35:24
  One of my "neutered" phrases by esbita2006-07-14 06:42:33
    Shouldn't that be "Son of a biscuit eater"? by moddermonster2006-07-14 11:28:09
  "Bump it in the goat's mouth" by thread_killer2006-07-14 06:43:42
    BOTH my co-workers are born-agains. by esbita2006-07-14 06:46:34
  my favorite FYOSS curse is by blitzkregar2006-07-14 06:45:22
  I've always liked... by bitflipper2006-07-14 06:46:24
  My favorite: by carthax2006-07-14 06:51:03
    Ohhhh, I like that by stephystar2006-07-14 06:56:25
      Comes from Diane Duane. by kelli2172006-07-14 07:47:05
        I need to read that book again. Great story! :-) (n/t) by carthax2006-07-14 10:10:40
  Misbegotten malformed motherloving genetic defect. by joecrouse2006-07-14 06:57:09
    Another one I like by stephystar2006-07-14 06:58:08
  Misbegotten Malthusian menace (n/t) by basher202006-07-14 07:13:41
    O-kay, that's got my vote... so far. (n/t) by bitflipper2006-07-14 07:14:31
    *makes note* by esbita2006-07-14 07:15:46
    Oh my, that's brilliant (n/t) by ixeian2006-07-14 11:56:39
  "Dirty Words and Nasty Names!" by ChuckAB2006-07-14 07:30:02
    s/consonents/consonants ... <sigh> (n/t) by ChuckAB2006-07-14 07:31:00
  Dangit- all the missed opportunities by HistoryCrusader2006-07-14 07:31:34
  Oedipus! (n/t) by ideur2006-07-14 07:35:33
    Nice one. Classic. (n/t) by bitflipper2006-07-14 07:37:45
  There are some very nice ones by BaruMonkey2006-11-19 12:55:59
    Whoa, just got a long one from there... by BaruMonkey2006-07-14 07:41:24
      Foul? by bitflipper2006-07-14 07:46:40
        Many of the replies to this thread are quoting. by BaruMonkey2006-07-14 07:58:00
          Yeah, for that matter... by bitflipper2006-07-14 08:03:16
  Götz von Berlichingen by ideur2006-07-14 07:48:13
  "Peach pits!" by MatthewDBA2006-07-14 07:53:49
  My favorite curse by demonhedge2006-07-14 07:53:50
    Along the same lines... by bitflipper2006-07-14 07:56:37
    Quoting Klinger? by joecrouse2006-07-14 08:03:28
    "May the road rise up and fall on you" (n/t) by raptor_872006-07-14 09:43:21
  Seven-toed child of an indolent goat by Pyxidragon2006-07-14 08:15:56
    As I recall... by bitflipper2006-07-14 08:20:18
  As invented / compiled by my brother... by FractalEdge2006-07-14 08:33:12
  "Aww, Sithspit!" by TheRantingGeek2006-07-14 08:44:35
    Good old Wedge. (n/t) by nix2006-07-14 08:55:53
  I have, to her face, by wwill2006-07-14 08:47:16
    wwill, you have a way with words. by abaron2006-07-14 09:24:44
      She thankfully spends most of her time in by wwill2006-07-14 10:14:12
  "Mother pusbucket!!" by jdelphiki2006-07-14 09:02:36
  (often said of Dubya) by ArmandoFlaxbaum2006-07-14 10:34:50
  Typical portuguese ones, literally translated... by shana2006-07-14 11:58:04
  Cheese and rice! by rorajoey2006-07-14 12:00:22
    Cheese and crackers by tallastro2006-07-14 19:24:35
  one of my faves by mikeandbooboo2006-07-14 13:19:49
  I like the classic Chinese one by ixeian2006-07-14 13:36:42
  Illegitimate off-spring of a whore and a camel!!! (n/t) by toxin2006-07-14 15:14:59
  I vary between by Arman X2006-08-07 05:59:29
    ...and THEN I realize I'm backposting. Oops. (n/t) by Arman X2006-08-07 06:00:15
  Too late for the contest but.. "Got A Mitt?!" (n/t) by SparcMan2006-08-07 06:06:58
  Char (n/t) by Nightwind2006-08-07 06:47:00

 

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