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SOTM: Kotiteollisuus - Minä olen by MathOwl2006-06-17 19:05:16
  Strapping Young Lad - Possessions by Arivia 2006-06-17 20:13:59
I want your HEART
Your SOUL...
...and your MIND
You'll give me TRUST
...Your body,
Then you're mine!
...And being HUMAN
...is F6 as it is.
With all these questions
Of FAITH, and of...KIDS!!!
So what do you wanna do now baby???
...Do you wanna have a f7 BABY!?

NO!!!!!!!!

Whoa no...God no...
Whoa no...God...

GIVE IT AWAY (Goddamn I need it...)
GIVE IT AWAY (Goddamn I need it...)
GIVE IT AWAY (Goddamn I need it...)
GIVE IT AWAY, GIVE IT AWAY, GO!!!
GIVE IT AWAY (Goddamn I need it...)
GIVE IT AWAY (Goddamn I need it...)
GIVE IT AWAY (Goddamn I need it...)
GIVE IT AWAY, GIVE IT AWAY, ALL!!!
GET AWAY (Goddamn I need to...)
GET AWAY (Goddamn I need to...)
GET AWAY (Goddamn I need to...)
GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GO!!!
GET AWAY (Goddamn we need to...)
GET AWAY (Goddamn we need to...)
GET AWAY (Goddamn we need to...)
GET INTO THE CAR AND DRIVE!!!

Far!!! Far!!! Far!!! Far!!!

Vacation, procreation, sterilization,
DISNEYLAND!!!

...should we do it?
...d'ya wanna DO IT?!?!?!?!
I'll protect you...

Mommy!!!

Children and money and family and DEATH and
TAXES and CAREER
And PICKET FENCES
...JUST GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

TAKE IT!!!
F4 IT ALL!!!

[Chorus]

HERE IT COMES!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH!
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