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| We'll GIVE you a heart attack, |
by rorajoey |
2006-04-12 13:12:27 |
if you come into any Cholesterol Bomber location today and buy anything from our menu.
That's right! A genuine myocardial infarction, absolutely free!
Just listen to these customer testimonials:
"Salad? No way. Who needs rabbit food when you can have clogged arteries instead? Time to change that health insurance plan at work, because I'm headed for a quadruple bypass!" —George "Tex" Walker
"You only live once. You might as well do it right the first time. 'It´s better to burn out than fade away!'" —J. T. Elliott
"Wow, this is delicious! I´m sure it's putting on the pounds though. Hey, can I have another...oh, I think this is it! Somebody call 911!" —Ima Hogg
"It´s the big one! I'm comin´ to see ya, ´liz´beth!" —Fred Sanford
Why not join these satisfied customers in the ER today? You'll be glad you did. |
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