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by Mr.Taco |
2006-04-02 11:29:00 |
Welcome to the corner of the UFiverse where strange(r) and wierd(er) things abound.
It's time to have a look in the bag-o-tricks and rummage through its contents.
By the Emperor's pancreas! What's that thingie???
Enjoy! :-)
A C-141 was preparing for departure from the U.S. Air Force base in Thule, Greenland and they were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, but the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out. When the Aircraft Commander berated the Airman for his lack of speed and promised to pursue punitive action, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 40 below zero, I am stationed in Thule and I am pumping human waste out of airplanes. Just what are you planning to do to punish me?"
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home." "Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience. "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained. "She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time. 'Hon,' I suggested, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'" The voice from the back asked, "Did it save time?" The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her twenty minutes to get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven." |
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