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One click sets the location of the cursor by SnappingTurtle 2006-03-31 11:33:47
Two clicks selects the word. Three clicks selects the sentence. Four clicks selects the paragraph.

Therefore: Five clicks should select the entire document. Six clicks should select the entire web site or hard disk. Seven clicks selects the entire network. Eight clicks selects the entire planet. Nine clicks selects the entire universe. Ten clicks selects everything in the mind of God.

Opine.

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  *clicks eleven times* by Esteis2006-03-31 11:34:47
  3 Clicks selects line, not sentence. (n/t) by klaranth2006-03-31 11:34:58
    No, 3.5 clicks select the line (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2006-03-31 11:35:41
  A little 'ticked' are we? (n/t) by NDwight2006-03-31 11:35:46
  That's pretty quick from planet to universe. by leonidus2006-03-31 11:36:46
    The universe is just all one lumpy thing (n/t) by SnappingTurtle2006-03-31 11:38:01
  You're missin about 32 stages. by AndyA2006-03-31 11:40:19
    So that was the question... "how many clicks?" (n/ (n/t) by shminux2006-03-31 11:46:02
      So how many clicks does it take to select the by SnArL2006-03-31 12:04:55
        4 (n/t) by Rogue19712006-03-31 12:44:06
  /me hits delete key after eight clicks <n/t> by Chronos12006-03-31 11:46:46
    Vogon much? (n/t) by shandrake2006-03-31 11:58:21
  "You've got the trythm..." lets all sing by celticess2006-03-31 11:50:09
    gah minus the extra t (n/t) by celticess2006-03-31 11:50:26
      No, I liked the word "trythm" by SnappingTurtle2006-03-31 12:15:08
        Bad thing is I couldn't remember the song name by celticess2006-03-31 12:28:09
          Remember Fozzy Bear from the Muppets? by rorajoey2006-03-31 12:56:52
            hmm nope don't remember that one by celticess2006-03-31 13:11:58
              Børk! Børk! Børk! (n/t) by rorajoey2006-03-31 13:15:07
                You do know of the firefox Swedish Chef Extension? by celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
                  No, but I've heard of the Bork version of Opera. by rorajoey2006-11-19 12:55:59
                    Ahh yes I've heard of that one by celticess2006-11-19 12:55:59
                      Heh..thanks for the link. by rorajoey2006-11-19 12:55:59
                        hehehe Tried some of the other translations too? ( (n/t) by celticess2006-03-31 14:58:57
                          Yeah.."moron" seems appropriate. by rorajoey2006-03-31 15:06:44
                            LOL by celticess2006-03-31 15:24:26
          Your grammar lets you down by basher202006-03-31 13:00:45
            hmm? by celticess2006-03-31 13:10:52
              He meant you're grammar was proper, by Esteis2006-03-31 13:29:56
                What variant of Naruki's law is this? by Esteis2006-03-31 13:30:33
                Ahh ok that makes sense by celticess2006-03-31 13:33:26
                I was about to post on the same topic but by shorty822006-03-31 13:33:46
                  [parsing...] by Esteis2006-03-31 13:40:16
                    Sorry for not being clearer. (n/t) by shorty822006-03-31 14:47:20
  How do you select the alternate multiverse? by trogl2006-03-31 12:26:03
    Alt-Shift-click. (n/t) by SouthpawPL2006-03-31 12:38:02

 

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