At a dinner party, a doctor and a lawyer were comparing the problems of their professions:
Doctor: "When people find out I'm a doctor they always tell me abou their ailments, it's like I'm never off duty. Do you get that?"
Lawyer: "Oh yes, all the time. I hear about the disagreements with neighbours, the court appearances for speeding, all of it."
D: "How do you deal with it?"
L: "Next day I send them a bill for the consultation. Soon stops it."
D: "What a great idea, I'll give that a try. Thanks."
Next day, an envelope is placed on the doctor's desk. Inside, a bill:
"To: Consultation at last night's dinner party." |