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Illiways, the Café at the end of the UFieverse! by krikkert 2006-11-19 12:55:59

<--------- Illiways --------->

Good morning, sunshines.

Anything I should be chasing down for you?
Like, say, a couple of rounds of BAS?

*Offers hugs and warm fuzzies to all who want or need them.*

// Stack of newspapers:

Aftonbladet                    Helsingin Sanomat           der Standard
Algemeen Dagblad               Hufvudstadsbladet           Star Tribune
Anchorage Daily News           Hurriyet                    Sueddeutsche Zeitung
Aftenposten                    La Côte                     Sun-Sentinel
Avisa Nordland                 Los Angeles Times           The Sydney Morning Herald
BBC                            Le matin                    Tages-Anzeiger
Blick                          L'impartial                 De Telegraaf
China Daily                    Milliyet                    The Telegraph
CNet Tech News                 Morgunbladid                The Times
Cumhuriyet                     The Moscow Times            The Toronto Star
Dagbladet                      Neue Zürcher Zeitung        VG
Financial Times Deutschland    The New York Times          Volkskrant
Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung Die Nordwest Zeitung        Wall Street Journal
Frankfurter Rundschau          NU                          Washington Post
The Guardian                   politiken.dk                Pravda (English)
Hallands Nyheter               Radio Nederland Wereldomroep 
Berliner Zeitung

[ Reply ]
  *scans the walls* by inkey2006-03-31 00:19:00
    Nope. by krikkert2006-03-31 00:22:31
      i would so *NOT* know about that! by inkey2006-03-31 00:47:41
        Are you sure? by krikkert2006-03-31 00:54:09
          *looks innocent* by inkey2006-03-31 01:10:59
  *grabs a Sueddeutsche* No, thanks by Doc Chaos2006-03-31 00:20:05
    *serves spiced coffee* by krikkert2006-03-31 00:22:08
      Thanks! by Doc Chaos2006-03-31 00:31:44
        Oh. by krikkert2006-03-31 00:33:38
          Good thing theres archives then ;) by Doc Chaos2006-03-31 00:36:31
            This day has been generally Bad. by krikkert2006-03-31 00:38:00
              Guess we can team up, then. by Doc Chaos2006-03-31 00:42:01
                Yep. There is. by krikkert2006-03-31 00:45:42
                  See, thats the sprit! by Doc Chaos2006-03-31 00:47:38
                    You too, Doc. by krikkert2006-03-31 00:51:59
  *hangs NW flag on wall* (attn: parastra) by kyrasantae2006-03-31 00:21:58
    You used a ... cereal box? :P (n/t) by afterburner2006-03-31 00:27:54
      IDGI (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-03-31 00:28:28
        It said RaisinBran on the inside of my package... (n/t) by afterburner2006-03-31 00:31:50
          Oh, that :P by kyrasantae2006-03-31 00:34:00
            It's alright. by afterburner2006-03-31 00:35:48
              Normally I'd try to find a box the perfect size by kyrasantae2006-03-31 00:37:05
    Ah yes, could I order a huge breakfast please? by kyrasantae2006-03-31 00:30:33
      We can't have any of that! by krikkert2006-03-31 00:31:19
        *digs in* (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-03-31 00:43:44
    I got to hear it by clicking your link and by sass101512006-03-31 00:31:01
      I'm glad it works for you :-) (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-03-31 00:34:37
  yes thats fine... by Klymer2006-03-31 00:24:07
    No idea. by krikkert2006-03-31 00:24:56
      sure thing by Klymer2006-03-31 00:26:34
  Good mörning by afterburner2006-03-31 00:26:25
    Whoa, rogue ö! (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-03-31 00:27:14
      Entirely on purpöse ;-P (n/t) by afterburner2006-03-31 00:28:35
    Gööd mörnïng. by krikkert2006-03-31 00:28:08
      Thanks *untaps keg* by afterburner2006-03-31 00:30:55
        Yep. by krikkert2006-03-31 00:32:10
          You lucky b*bleep*s :P by afterburner2006-03-31 00:37:24
            You can borrow a nuke? by krikkert2006-03-31 00:39:09
              but you'd get a nice tan out of the brief summer ( (n/t) by lauterm2006-03-31 01:58:10
          Today: 24.5 C - yay Spring! by RetiQlum22006-03-31 00:37:53
            24.5? by krikkert2006-03-31 00:38:42
            8.3 here by lauterm2006-03-31 01:44:07
            Sounds like our normal weather. by themadkansan2006-03-31 01:59:19
        I wouldn't mind the snow. by lauterm2006-11-19 12:55:59
  BAS by fitzso2006-03-31 00:30:38
    *pours fitzso a large BAS* by krikkert2006-03-31 00:33:07
      oh phooey by fitzso2006-03-31 00:34:03
        I said to relax. by krikkert2006-03-31 00:34:34
          if you want by fitzso2006-03-31 00:35:17
            Sure thing. by krikkert2006-03-31 00:36:46
              thanks (n/t) by fitzso2006-03-31 00:40:38
  Any champagne around? by Mikrobloed2006-03-31 00:39:49
    "back to management"? by krikkert2006-03-31 00:40:43
      It is ;-) by Mikrobloed2006-03-31 00:44:34
        In that case, by krikkert2006-03-31 00:50:35
          *Raises glass of bubbly* Thanks, CHEERS! (n/t) by Mikrobloed2006-03-31 00:59:43
    Congratulations. by RetiQlum22006-03-31 00:45:45
      Thanks by Mikrobloed2006-03-31 00:48:14
  Good morning by vectorz2006-03-31 00:44:20
    Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows. by krikkert2006-03-31 00:51:28
      Thank you, a veritable feat by vectorz2006-03-31 01:05:48
  Good morrow, wossname. by Didactylos2006-03-31 00:52:36
    Tired? by krikkert2006-03-31 00:53:23
  *stumbles in* by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 01:13:07
    *feeds* (n/t) by kyrasantae2006-03-31 01:13:38
    *drop-ships a Philadelphia cheesesteak to Singapor by RetiQlum22006-03-31 01:14:25
      Dang, I don't think it landed near my place. by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 01:19:48
        Mmm. Zappage. by kyrasantae2006-03-31 01:23:48
    *offers chair, table and runs into kitchen* by inkey2006-03-31 01:32:27
      *hops in* by Batgirl19822006-03-31 01:37:30
        *prepares something sweet* by inkey2006-03-31 01:45:38
          not yet by Batgirl19822006-03-31 01:51:28
            I'd shake your hand but by LeoHyuuga2006-11-19 12:55:59
              's allright by Batgirl19822006-03-31 02:13:44
                Go stroke inkey's hair! by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 02:15:38
                  I'll talk to you again when finished. by Batgirl19822006-03-31 02:18:36
                    My hair's really short right now. by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 02:24:46
                      *ties hands to back* by Batgirl19822006-03-31 02:27:11
                        *checking Leo's profile* by inkey2006-03-31 02:28:11
                          Nope. No camera. It's still with the ex by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 02:41:51
                            washing might be the answer by Batgirl19822006-03-31 02:45:30
            How is my girl today? by inkey2006-03-31 02:07:28
              working at home by Batgirl19822006-03-31 02:14:38
                at home aaaah, by inkey2006-03-31 02:26:25
                  I'm working the weekends allright by Batgirl19822006-03-31 02:27:59
                    ehm, by inkey2006-03-31 02:34:10
                      I'm here now, right? by Batgirl19822006-03-31 02:44:10
                        if you continue by inkey2006-03-31 02:47:49
                          *sigh* by Batgirl19822006-03-31 02:52:49
                            *looks scared* by inkey2006-03-31 02:56:00
                              wrong choice? by Batgirl19822006-03-31 03:06:00
                                sounds good :D by inkey2006-03-31 03:17:40
                                I'll tell your mommy we'll be late. by Batgirl19822006-03-31 03:31:59
                                i'll tell her by inkey2006-03-31 03:40:11
                                good idea by Batgirl19822006-03-31 03:45:23
                                yeah by inkey2006-03-31 03:49:10
                              I'm not installing it anyway. by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 03:10:00
      *eyes chair warily* by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 01:39:10
        *zappez food over to Leo's table* by inkey2006-03-31 01:44:00
          *eats with hands, Malay style* by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 01:52:55
            Wouldn't chopsticks be easier? (n/t) by RetiQlum22006-03-31 01:55:08
              Depends on what type of food it is. by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 02:01:15
                Each to his own boys. by RetiQlum22006-03-31 02:03:00
                  raw rice?? o.O (n/t) by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 02:16:19
                    The Hobbit. by RetiQlum22006-03-31 02:18:13
                      haven't read that in ages. by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 02:22:32
                        hard by inkey2006-03-31 02:24:12
                          Well, that too. It's still edible though. by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 02:26:31
            cool, by inkey2006-03-31 02:01:31
              You'll have to eat everything by hand. by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 02:23:34
                *watches the floor* by inkey2006-03-31 02:29:19
                  o.O? by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 02:35:14
                    wow! by inkey2006-03-31 02:38:09
                      I don't know what you made, honestly. by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 02:42:54
                        you just got to LOVE magic :D by inkey2006-03-31 02:46:31
                          Hmm.... by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 02:52:49
                            You. Don't tell tales. by treehugger2006-03-31 03:09:47
                              Eh? Telling tales? by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 03:11:51
                                Well, I'm not krikkert. I'm me. (n/t) by treehugger2006-03-31 03:13:25
                                *looks scared* by inkey2006-03-31 03:16:29
                                Okay fine, I shall wander off somewhere. by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 03:16:53
                                *holds on to Leo* by inkey2006-03-31 03:18:58
                                disclaimer - treehugger is not in a good mood toda by treehugger2006-03-31 03:19:17
                                {{{treehugger}}} by inkey2006-03-31 03:25:51
                                It's no biggie by treehugger2006-03-31 04:03:32
                                *offers treehugger some chocolate* by inkey2006-03-31 04:15:58
                                I'll do my best! by treehugger2006-03-31 05:01:25
                                {{{treehugger}}} by LeoHyuuga2006-03-31 03:30:52
  *yawn* Soz guys - I was late in by treehugger2006-03-31 01:58:10
    No worries. Everybody needs a day off once a while by afterburner2006-03-31 02:08:01
      *lowers head to BAS* by treehugger2006-03-31 02:15:16
    *hands a BAS over* (n/t) by Batgirl19822006-03-31 02:15:25
      *pours second BAS over head* by treehugger2006-03-31 02:18:11
        ehm... honey? by Batgirl19822006-03-31 02:20:07
          Want to go hoooooooome. by treehugger2006-03-31 02:24:03
            *puts a bunk bed up at work* by Batgirl19822006-03-31 02:26:27
              I have to do stuff. by treehugger2006-03-31 02:30:52
                Lab coat? YOu mean that once white thingy with all by vectorz2006-03-31 03:23:43
  (Puts out a giant batch of ultra-thick, super-gooy by shadowsystems2006-03-31 02:35:59
    w00t. by Batgirl19822006-03-31 02:54:03
      we are gonna fight very soon by inkey2006-03-31 03:36:43
        brownies... by Batgirl19822006-03-31 03:44:31
          *sucks on his chupachup* by inkey2006-03-31 03:55:53
            quickly by Batgirl19822006-03-31 04:06:03
              yup i know first hand, by inkey2006-03-31 04:18:32
                enjoy hon by Batgirl19822006-03-31 04:19:58
                  *HUGZ* Batgirl by inkey2006-03-31 04:29:03
                    *hugs* by Batgirl19822006-03-31 04:47:09
                      thats ok honey by inkey2006-03-31 05:15:42
                        *signing off* by inkey2006-03-31 05:25:54
                          *waves* by Batgirl19822006-03-31 05:40:41
    *eats a brownie* by lauterm2006-03-31 03:20:39
  *walks in, smiling* by stephystar2006-03-31 05:30:46
    *waves at mommy* by Batgirl19822006-03-31 05:41:24
      Mommy? by stephystar2006-03-31 05:44:30
        look at the tree :D by Batgirl19822006-03-31 05:48:47
          Oh, Ok. by stephystar2006-03-31 05:51:43
            yeah, fast eh by Batgirl19822006-03-31 06:05:41
              *believe me* by inkey2006-03-31 11:14:36
                aw, it'll be fine by Batgirl19822006-03-31 11:28:10
                  *escapes the basement* by inkey2006-03-31 12:16:34
                    Running off by Batgirl19822006-03-31 12:21:58
                      we have to watch our posts now by inkey2006-03-31 12:31:59
                        *admits she's 22* by Batgirl19822006-03-31 12:34:58
                          *phew* by inkey2006-03-31 12:37:47
  BAS with BIG splash... by esbita2006-03-31 06:41:37
  Good morning by Pyxidragon2006-03-31 06:49:46
    *cracks some eggs* by esbita2006-03-31 07:37:13
      YAY! by Pyxidragon2006-03-31 09:55:02

 

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