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Can a necrophiliac be a sex offender? by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Without consent... by ol_gunner2006-03-30 10:26:43
    However, a corpse isn't a legal "person". by run.dll2006-03-30 10:33:19
      Well, if he was cruising the morgue... by esbita2006-03-30 10:38:41
        He was locked up for life... by VivianC2006-03-30 10:58:02
          Life = 57 years. by kelli217 2006-03-30 11:16:47
That's the way they calculate it in this state, anyway. I imagine a similar figure is used in the Canadian justice system. And a life sentence is not the same as a life sentence without the possibility of parole. So, after some percentage of the sentence has gone by, the prisoner is eligible for parole, even on a "life" sentence.

Charles Manson's original death sentence was commuted to life in prison, with parole eligibility. So he comes up for hearings every few years, he acts like a violent schizophrenic psychopath with delusions of grandeur, and they put him back in the clink.
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            Yes, but only 11 years Canadian by VivianC2006-03-30 11:29:37
              Are "11 years Canadian" any different by wwill2006-03-30 11:44:57
                Yep. We use metric years up here. (n/t) by run.dll2006-03-30 13:05:01
              You're not getting it. by kelli2172006-03-30 11:48:51

 

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