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Can a necrophiliac be a sex offender? by toxin2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Time for a Tales of the LEO by DesertRat66 2006-03-30 10:39:49
One time I got a call to meet the paramedics at a crack hotel. Get there and they are CPRing a young F/B who is obviously a prostitute. The guy she was with is still there and looks nervous. I stand by a minute and then ask the fireman closest to me "Why did you all call me? This is a medical call". He whispers to me "She's dead". OK then. I asked her "boyfriend" what happened. He tells me he "just met" her and they got a room and drank some wine and smoked some rock. She passed out an he got ready to leave and she wouldn't wake up. He called the paramedics and now everybody was here.

Then he says "She's going to be alright isn't she?" I said "She's dead". He got real nervous and started sweating and stuff so I got nervous and handcuffed him and sat him in a chair. I was telling him "Don't worry about it. You didn't kill her. That crack just blew her heart up. You're not in any trouble".

Then he looked at me and asked "How long has she been dead?". I said "When she passed out that was when she died". Then it hit me. I looked at him and said "Uh-uh".

Then he started going off yelling "I didn't know. I swear to God I didn't know. I already paid man! I already paid!".
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    I'll bet he never paid for sex ever again! (n/t) by SnArL2006-03-30 10:50:10
    Hmm, that was the first thing I though of when I by techi8702006-03-30 12:49:48

 

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