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PCSOTD	by shandrake	2006-03-24 13:58:59
You're stupid. - Oh - that's not PC. How about:	by ChuckAB	2006-03-24 14:18:18
Dumb and Stupider (politically correct ways to say someone is stupid): A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. A few beers short of a six-pack. A few peas short of a casserole. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. The cheese slid off his cracker. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down. As smart as bait. Chimney's clogged. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. Her sewing machine's out of thread. He's mssing a microchip. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. His belt doesn't go through all the loops. If he had another brain it would be lonely. He actually has two brains - one's lost and the other one's out looking for it. No grain in the silo. The receiver is off the hook. Likes to go surfing in Nebraska. Too much yardage between the goal posts. (From Frank Klimko, San Diego Union-Tribune.)
[ Reply ]
I did the elevator one yesterday	by shandrake	2006-11-19 12:55:59
The wheel is spinning, but the girbil's dead	by hieraco	2006-03-24 14:21:30
Oh, come on. You can do better.	by McNutcase	2006-11-19 12:55:59
Woah! Thanks!	by ChuckAB	2006-03-24 14:42:50
#286: oh dear. (n/t)	by ihope127	2006-03-24 14:44:42
Dang, you beat me to it. (n/t)	by esbita	2006-03-24 14:58:10
Ever watch The Weakest Link?	by IByte	2006-03-24 16:37:12

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