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UFie Ordnance Corner by DesertRat66 2006-03-24 07:59:00
The Four Five Six Rules of Firearms Handling
by Jeff Cooper (Additions by DesertRat66)

Rule 1
All guns are always loaded


Rule 2
Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not prepared to destroy

You may not wish to destroy it, but you must be clear in your mind that you are quite ready to if you let that muzzle cover the target. To allow a firearm to point at another human being is a deadly threat, and should always be treated as such.

Rule 3
Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target

This we call the Golden Rule because its violation is responsible for about 80 percent of the firearms disasters we read about.

Rule 4
Be sure of your target and what is beyond it

You never shoot at anything until you have positively identified it. You never fire at a shadow, or a sound, or a suspected presence. You shoot only when you know absolutely what you are shooting at and what is beyond it.

Rule 5
Be sure your guns are never accessible to unauthorized or untrained individuals


Rule 6(The Dick Cheney Rule)
Alcohol and Guns in any quantity DO NOT mix
If you take even a sip of an alcoholic bevereage your are done handling firearms for the day. If you wake up with a hangover DO NOT handle firearms. Firearms are extremely dangerous devices where even a millisecond of inattention can get someone killed or seriously injured.

NOTE: While the most important rules are #1-4 everyone should follow all the rules listed here.
[ Reply ]
  UFOCBOTW by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    One comment: by ChuckAB2006-03-24 08:12:57
      With a rifle it's not much of a worry by DesertRat662006-03-24 08:15:18
      Relevant cartoon by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Kansans win back their civil rights by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    WooHoo! *bangs plowshares into guns* (n/t) by lab rat2006-03-24 09:12:17
  Penn & Teller on Gun Control by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    It says it right there in the title, by Didactylos2006-03-24 08:55:39
      Oh really? by DesertRat662006-03-24 08:59:33
        Some good examples, there. (n/t) by Didactylos2006-03-24 09:03:42
          Well, that would explain the utter lack by Feng_Li2006-03-24 09:06:00
            Well, we have a much, much smaller problem. by Tomo2006-11-19 12:55:59
              It's something else by DesertRat662006-03-24 09:34:21
              I tend to lean towards "something else" by Feng_Li2006-11-19 12:55:59
                Yipes! by hyzenthlay2006-03-24 10:38:22
                  Hehe, even the DHS figured out that by lheggland2006-03-24 10:56:14
              Billy clubs and knifes work just fine. by lheggland2006-03-24 09:52:12
                Interesting parallel by DesertRat662006-03-24 10:04:23
          You really should have included sarcasm tags by DesertRat662006-03-24 09:19:50
            I really shouldn't. (n/t) by Didactylos2006-03-24 10:44:28
              Yes, you should by DesertRat662006-03-24 14:04:01
                In the cases of the UK and Australia, by Esteis2006-03-24 14:40:45
                  Interesting theory by DesertRat662006-03-24 16:12:56
      Euro centrist!! J/k (n/t) by joecrouse2006-03-24 09:00:49
    Hmm...I can't get it to load. by Feng_Li2006-03-24 09:12:31
      Took me all night by DesertRat662006-03-24 09:35:18
        Probably doesn't help that I'm in .de, either. by Feng_Li2006-03-24 09:37:43
    I like that one. (n/t) by lheggland2006-03-24 09:46:21
  Sniper Against Armor - The Box O' Truth by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    Best comment in the post by SSpiffy2006-03-24 08:36:45
    DR66, does he ever say what part of Texas by classic_jon2006-03-24 09:19:20
      Near Houston IIRC by DesertRat662006-03-24 09:22:03
        Thanks, I have relatives in Houston...might be by classic_jon2006-03-24 09:25:50
          It would be nice to have a UFie comment on the... by RetiQlum22006-03-24 12:32:29
        Ohh, that gives me another reason to go with by techi8702006-03-24 09:40:04
          Lori (UFOCBOTW) by DesertRat662006-03-24 09:54:11
  One stop shopping for gun theives by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  Ordnance Q: by Illiad2006-03-24 08:45:08
    created in 1906 (n/t) by nobius2006-03-24 08:47:35
      Ah, yes, sensible. Thx! (n/t) by Illiad2006-03-24 08:48:21
        The significant development in 1906... by McNutcase2006-03-24 08:50:12
      Quick caution by DesertRat662006-03-24 08:54:28
    Complete History Linky by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
  911 calls not answered as operators take breaks by DesertRat662006-11-19 12:55:59
    But, but the police are their to protect me! (n/t) by lheggland2006-03-24 10:17:13
      s/their/there (n/t) by lheggland2006-03-24 10:17:40
      That's what the soccer mom at the drivethru said. by Illiad2006-11-19 12:55:59
        I deal with that every day. (n/t) by joecrouse2006-03-24 10:45:39
  We just had a gent this week by joecrouse2006-03-24 10:24:13
    as a collorary... by unjust2006-03-24 12:48:11

 

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