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An onion was walking down the streets of baghdad. by hadji 2006-03-24 01:46:56
As this particular onion was classified as allium porrum, it was seized by coalition forces and imprisoned at Gitmo. As it's classification began with "alli", it was suspect. (It's the Bush administration . . . what do you expect?)

This onion, however, happened to be a very good friend of a cabbage. And this cabbage had family (if you know what I mean). The cabbage asked around and found one family member that was willing to take on the task of rescuing its friend.

This family member rallied up some muscle, and successfully completed its mission of rescuing the onion. As much as the Bush administration tried to cover up the security failure, the next day's headlines read . . .

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"WATERCRESS SPRINGS A LEEK"
[ Reply ]
  TEH PUNZZZ! by kyl1912006-03-24 01:51:07
    Brings tears to the eyes, doesn't it? by TheCatMan2006-03-24 01:57:15
  IDGI. Joke for native speaker only? by Qcumber-some2006-03-24 02:10:44
    A leek by Didactylos2006-03-24 02:39:07
      In the old days one could resort to by klar_at_work2006-03-24 02:50:59
      So why the watercress? (n/t) by Esteis2006-03-24 02:56:36
        Member of by Didactylos2006-03-24 03:06:35
          That's right. by Qcumber-some2006-03-24 03:18:39
      Don't forget the spring onion ;) (n/t) by fudje2006-03-24 04:00:39
  So what happens if.. by rhinobird2006-03-24 04:28:46
  is there something wrong with me.. by ts0032006-03-24 04:50:16
  Bush shouldn't take a leek so publicly, then! (n/t by josie_beller2006-03-24 06:12:15
  I am now content (n/t) by sstacks2006-03-24 07:53:44

 

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