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Look what just poured into my inbox:	by Peace_man	2006-01-24 13:47:30
Something to offend everyone. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts? Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pr*ks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? Everyone has the same DNA. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What doe s it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe". How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s4" Why is there no Disneyland in China ? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
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Um... are these all FYOSS? (n/t)	by ihope127	2006-01-24 13:53:17
Other than using stereotypes which	by Peace_man	2006-01-24 14:00:24
got two m0ds in the thread	by fireballmatt	2006-01-24 14:01:46
I think the "bunnies" item is probably borderline.	by rorajoey	2006-01-24 14:02:34
The fact that it is a double entendre	by Nea	2006-01-24 14:09:18
I think there's something in the faq	by niwikki	2006-01-24 14:03:02
Here it is	by fitzso	2006-01-24 19:26:08
As far as I can see...	by Nea	2006-01-24 14:03:30
There's one that's wrong...	by Nea	2006-01-24 13:55:13
Remind me not to tick you off O.O (n/t)	by snate	2006-01-24 14:00:12
You didn't already know that would be bad?	by Nea	2006-01-24 14:06:03
HF	by SnArL	2006-01-24 14:22:22
True, but...	by Nea	2006-01-24 14:26:04
yeah, it's all about the shredder (n/t)	by ihavebigpiranha	2006-01-24 14:32:20
checks UFie map to see just how close Nea is	by snate	2006-01-24 14:33:16
waves	by Nea	2006-01-24 14:36:14
waves back (n/t)	by snate	2006-01-24 14:43:00
o.O yo! (n/t)	by fireballmatt	2006-01-24 14:01:12
And with underneath the rib cage	by fitzso	2006-01-24 14:01:48
Hence the saying,	by TheCatMan	2006-01-24 14:58:57
Remember to slash left/right too, that will make	by techi870	2006-01-24 14:02:49
no no no... you need a chainsaw for that! (n/t)	by thetree	2006-01-24 14:14:49
What's the namle again of those knives especially	by Sharku	2006-01-24 14:45:22
s/namle/name/ (n/t)	by Sharku	2006-01-24 14:45:59
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach? (n/t)	by vetitice	2006-01-24 14:57:47
Funny	by stephystar	2006-01-24 13:55:58
Snerk Cottonballs BAWAHAHAHAH	by hieraco	2006-01-24 14:20:56
Am not gettink. (n/t)	by nix	2006-01-24 16:54:49
When I first heard the porcupine joke	by tully	2006-01-24 20:56:58

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