The engine in my car blew today, on the freeway. It was kind of cool, in retrospect. The other cars gave me lots of room.
Shaking like a little dog in the rain, I called uplatecoding from the garage in search of the comforting sound of calm, confident, superior mechanical knowledge. What I got was, "Uhhh... maybe you should call Kickstart." Which I did, but it turns out he's already married.
uplate seems unsettled by this failure on his part to know everything. (I know this, because I'm unsettling him without mercy.) I think he needs a hug. ;)
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