| Okay, here's a brain-breaking gun story... |
by Ravenlock |
2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
no, seriously. Warning. Brain breaking ahead.
Teacher Charged After Son Brings Gun to School
Only the first three paragraphs are really necessary, so I'll just quote them with some emphasis.
The 11-year-old son of a special education teacher twice brought a loaded handgun to the elementary school where he was a student and his mother taught, authorities said.
Linnea C. Holdren, 43, was suspended from her position and charged with two felony counts of child endangerment for allegedly giving the boy the .22-caliber pistol, officials in Luzerne County said.
"I can't lock up his guns. They belong to him, and he has a right to use them whenever he wants to use them," [Ravenlock's note: ??!!?!?!?!?!??!!?!] Holdren allegedly told state police after they offered to give her a free gun lock, according to a police affidavit.
As you can see, I nearly ran out of emphasizing possibilities there. The situation is so riddled with lunacy, I really couldn't even figure out where to start. Or stop. |
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I think that teacher needs to take her own class | by voxwoman | 2005-12-19 09:06:27 |
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Looking at the quote in that light | by gibuu | 2005-12-19 09:09:25 |
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heh. I was reminded of someone | by voxwoman | 2005-12-19 09:11:38 |
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A plausible interpretation until... | by Ravenlock | 2005-12-19 09:12:42 |
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As an aside, my friend Harry (who... | by Ravenlock | 2005-12-19 09:08:18 |
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Mother of the year right there. | by Glytch78 | 2005-12-19 09:08:41 |
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Once more, proof that the possession of | by Peace_man | 2005-12-19 09:16:47 |
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wow. that kid is going to be messed up | by unjust | 2005-12-19 09:26:31 |
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Ack! Gag! Cough! Wheeze! | by DesertRat66 | 2005-12-19 09:26:43 |
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I did warn you it was brain-breaking. | by Ravenlock | 2005-12-19 09:35:36 |
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Unfortunately, I can understand <x> all too well | by voxwoman | 2005-12-19 09:41:23 |
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Still doesn't work for me. | by Ravenlock | 2005-12-19 09:53:35 |
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I didn't say I identify with it, but I recognize | by voxwoman | 2005-12-19 09:54:59 |
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My parents were like that with me. | by krikkert | 2005-12-19 10:02:24 |
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s/teacher/cattleprod/ | by Esteis | 2005-12-19 09:41:13 |
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Now, now... | by rorajoey | 2005-12-19 10:33:04 |
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oooh we're tasering labrat now? (n/t) | by unjust | 2005-12-19 12:59:08 |
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11-year-olds have no rights, you idiot mother! | by shorty82 | 2005-12-19 10:40:41 |
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I can't see it being considered the kid's fault. | by Ravenlock | 2005-12-19 10:43:11 |
