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Skeet Surfing! by RetiQlum2 2005-11-29 15:18:16
Skeet Surfin'...
Skeet Surfin'...
If everybody had a 12 gauge
With a sufboard too.
You see em shootin and surfin'
From here to Malibu.

Because he's totally bitchin'
Ridin waves and blastin' pigeons.
And its a' neat shootin' skeet when youre ridin' on the heavies all day.

First Wave (shoot shoot) Don't get tired. Second Wave (shoot shoot) Aim higher. Third Wave (shoot shoot) Pull it and fire.
Skeet Surfin' (it's all right)

Waxin' down our surfboards
And loadin' up our traps.
Tell the teacher we're shootin'
And never comin' back.

I've got a gun rack in my Chevy
For when the surf and the flak get heavy.
And we'll have fun with our guns until the lifeguard takes our ammo away.

First wave (shoot shoot)
Don't get tired.
Second Wave (shoot shoot)
Aim higher.
Third Wave (shoot shoot)
Pull it and fire.

Skeet Surfin' (it's all right)

First Wave (shoot shoot)
Man what a 'natch.
Second Wave (shoot shoot)
Pullin' that trap.
Third Wave (shoot shoot)
How was that?

Sharing sunsets with my favorite girl,
When we shoot the curl we really shoot the curl.

First wave (shoot shoot)
Don't get tired.
Second Wave (shoot shoot)
Aim higher.
Third Wave (shoot shoot)
Pull it and fire.

Skeet Surfin'

First Wave (shoot shoot)
Man what a 'natch.
Second Wave (shoot shoot)
Pullin' that trap.
Third Wave Wave (shoot shoot)
How was that?

I wish they all could be double-barrel,
Wish they all could be double barrel guns.

Skeet surfin' can't you see?
Do you wanna come along with me?
[ Reply ]
  WooHoo!! (n/t) by lab rat2005-11-29 16:07:24
  That movie cracks me up by SnArL2005-11-29 16:24:54
    I have it on DVD. Funny stuff. (n/t) by lab rat2005-11-29 16:26:39
      What movie? (n/t) by shorty822005-11-29 16:44:36
        Can't tell you, it's Top Secret! (n/t) by SnArL2005-11-29 16:52:57
    No no. It's "My dad cut himself shaving"! by rook_mtl2005-11-29 16:29:15
  First thought: OMG Don't be posted by lab rat! by carthax2005-11-29 20:05:46

 

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