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What does google think you need? by techi870 2005-11-29 15:02:18
Go to google type in "yourname" needs then list the first 10 results. According to Google I need:

-to postpone a visit
-to travel for work
-a sanctuary, periodic retreat from the world and long luxurious baths.
-very attentive supervision
in situations where strangers or others could take advantage of his need.
-nurturing and a family that he
can talk to about his belief in God and his belief in prayer.
-to bring Franken and Colmes aboard.
-a good night's sleep
-to make sure all the right people are in place to ensure a safe,
incident-free visit.
-you to be strong for one another.
-to learn to assert himself more.
[ Reply ]
  I need... by Arachnid2005-11-29 15:11:39
  I just got a list of websites with the phrase by voxwoman2005-11-29 15:11:50
    I am wondering the same thing actually (n/t) by emlaabs2005-11-29 15:13:06
    That's right now just list the first 10 things by techi8702005-11-29 15:14:57
      Oh, well then by voxwoman2005-11-29 16:20:45
  Apparently I'm a geneticist in my sleep by DesertRat662005-11-29 15:12:47
  Just the one: "Sietse needs to give this time." by Esteis2005-11-29 15:15:37
    Random joke not deserving a TLP: by Esteis2005-11-29 15:22:58
      *whap!* Bad Sietse! by esbita2005-11-29 17:47:59
  I got nothing like that. by RetiQlum22005-11-29 15:23:41
    did you search for "$yourname needs" ? by Esteis2005-11-29 15:25:50
      Yes, I did. by RetiQlum22005-11-29 15:27:50
        Of course *inside* the Ukraine it's common as mud. (n/t) by RetiQlum22005-11-29 15:28:37
          Try just your first name needs. by rook_mtl2005-11-29 16:58:57
  I need by rorajoey2005-11-29 15:25:14
  Let's see.... by radiowave9112005-11-29 15:32:00
    I'll buy your wife by hieraco2005-11-29 16:24:27
  Okay I need; by Corvus_One2005-11-29 15:33:17
  Seth needs... by Master_Rahl222005-11-29 16:02:06
  So many needs for my name! by z1root2005-11-29 16:03:19
  Well let's see by hieraco2005-11-29 16:08:55
  Mine's been done for me... by misrobin22005-11-29 16:12:30
  Here's what I need: by Tars_Tarkas2005-11-29 16:22:18
  My husband needs much funnier things than I by voxwoman2005-11-29 16:31:46
  I need by fitzso2005-11-29 16:41:23
  I don't need anything! by rook_mtl2006-11-19 12:55:59
  Nea needs... by Nea2005-11-29 16:53:34
  According to Google, I need... by theanomaly2005-11-29 17:05:24
  I'm unique by psychoi3oy2005-11-29 17:16:50
    Seconded by Elessar2005-11-29 17:53:56
  Google thinks I need ~10 copies of pulp western by gmailer2005-11-29 17:22:08
  Jason Needs by j.lee.nielsen2005-11-29 18:18:49
  Not much, apparently. by esbita2005-11-29 18:24:23
  looks like I need to be adopted... by niwikki2005-11-29 20:15:37
  I need... by McNuTcase2005-11-29 20:41:01
  I need by Glytch782005-11-29 21:00:13
  Hmmm. I need... by gisch2005-11-29 21:48:47

 

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