| People should watch what they bite into... |
by raptillicus |
2005-11-29 14:20:29 |
Customer: Hi, what do you have that's spicy?
Waiter: Well, we have... (lists spicy items)
Customer: No, I want something really spicy.
Waiter: Those are pretty spicy. Maybe you should try the...
Customer: Listen, I love spicy, ok? Jalepenos are like grapes to me. I eat Tobasco sauce like hershy syrup. Take the spiciest thing on the menu and add some fajita sauce ok?
Waiter: Are you sure? That's kinda...
Customer: Look I'm a man, I can take it, now get me my order. Remember, spicy, got it?
Waiter: Ooooook.... I'll get you some extra bread, while I'm gone.
Waiter gives customer food. Stands back and watches.
Customer: This is spicy right?
Waiter: Yes, spicy. Really spicy. You're gonna be tasting that for a week, dude, but hey you wanted it.
Customer: Yeah, whatever, it just better be hot or I want my money back.
Customer takes a bite out of food. Chews. Stops. Spits it across the table.
Customer: OMG!!! What the *&%# did you DO to this thing! It's burning my tongue off! I can't eat that! Get me more bread! I'm not paying for that, its insane!
Waiter: You asked for spicy. You said the hottest thing on the menu. I didn't even put the fajita sauce on! I gave you what you asked for, I even warned you. Sorry but I'm not authorised to refund your money for this.
Customer: I want to see your manager. You can't serve things like that! Its probably got some acid that's eating my throat away! Its a heath hazard! I want my money back! Oh and more bread.
Waiter: Hey Daniel? This guy wants a supervisor...
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Script for a sketch? (n/t) | by Esteis | 2005-11-29 14:21:33 |
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I wish | by raptillicus | 2005-11-29 14:23:58 |
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I get this but at the same time I don't get this (n/t) | by XndeX | 2005-11-29 14:24:20 |
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So what was the spicy thing? (n/t) | by DeaconBlue | 2005-11-29 14:25:09 |
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It was | by raptillicus | 2005-11-29 14:27:01 |
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Chorizo is not bad | by DesertRat66 | 2005-11-29 14:31:37 |
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We make the sausages on site | by raptillicus | 2005-11-29 14:34:39 |
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I make my own chorizo as well | by DesertRat66 | 2005-11-29 14:44:49 |
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That's it? | by Kickstart | 2006-11-19 12:55:59 |
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If you were hot, what were you doing at that | by klaranth | 2005-11-29 14:45:31 |
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damn missing t's! | by Kickstart | 2005-11-29 14:46:51 |
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Hang on, signing it and acknowledging it is hotter | by klaranth | 2005-11-29 14:46:54 |
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Funny thing is... | by Kickstart | 2005-11-29 14:48:26 |
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Doesn't seem to be any specific agreement | by hadji | 2005-11-29 14:48:43 |
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Umm....why'd you eat the consent form? | by Egaeus | 2005-11-29 14:54:04 |
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To try scrubbing away the heat? (n/t) | by kahuana | 2005-11-29 15:06:54 |
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Ignis has you beat | by SnArL | 2005-11-29 15:06:26 |
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I've done that a few times :) (n/t) | by Kickstart | 2005-11-29 15:15:42 |
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Me too. Not for a while though. | by RetiQlum2 | 2005-11-29 15:39:56 |
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I still contend that he's crazier than you | by SnArL | 2005-11-29 15:48:44 |
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Crazier than KS? I doubt that. | by shorty82 | 2005-11-29 16:38:51 |
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No no, Im not crazy | by Ignis | 2005-11-29 20:56:09 |
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I ate habaneros on dares | by Ignis | 2005-11-29 20:47:54 |
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I made the mistake of going out on a "wings-night" | by kahuana | 2005-11-29 15:10:54 |
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Mmmmm...chorizo | by SnArL | 2005-11-29 14:52:00 |
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it's funny cause it's true | by unjust | 2005-11-29 14:26:42 |
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Vindaloo ...... yummmmm :) (n/t) | by klaranth | 2005-11-29 14:42:52 |
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Amateur :-) (n/t) | by Feng_Li | 2005-11-29 14:27:13 |
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Heh... | by imperito | 2005-11-29 14:27:39 |
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There are 2 Asian/Oriental restaraunts I frequent. | by ChuckAB | 2005-11-29 14:27:45 |
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What the heck is 'Fajita Sauce?' (n/t) | by hyzenthlay | 2005-11-29 14:28:11 |
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Not very spicy. (n/t) | by RetiQlum2 | 2005-11-29 15:41:57 |
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Can recommend some sambals here, too. :) | by klaranth | 2005-11-29 14:44:27 |
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So what was the final outcome? (n/t) | by Kickstart | 2005-11-29 14:45:18 |
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He didn't get his refund cause | by raptillicus | 2005-11-29 14:53:03 |
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Illustrated? It has pictures? | by hadji | 2005-11-29 14:58:47 |
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www.hubblesite.org ? (n/t) | by SnArL | 2005-11-29 15:09:22 |
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when in college workign in a grease truck | by unjust | 2005-11-29 15:02:43 |
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One of my college roommates got me good... | by esbita | 2005-11-29 17:46:42 |
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Gives a whole new meaning to Johnny Cash's song: | by abaron | 2005-11-29 18:56:48 |
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AFAIK that only happens if it's under cooked. (n/t) | by kahuana | 2005-11-29 19:25:58 |
