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With apologies to Iggy Pop, 'Lust for Virii' by theanomaly 2005-11-29 06:10:09
[oh, and apologies to Symantec and Sony... if I feel like it :)]

Here comes Beagle A again!
With the crashes and halts
And a dead machine
I'm gonna get another blue screen
Hey man, where'd I get that trojan?
I've been hurting since I bought Symantec
That SystemWorks
Yeah SystemWorks
Well, it's like hypnotizing chickens.

Well, I'm'a nuke'n'pave
Of course, I've been and done this lots before
I have a lust for virii
'cause of a lust for virii.

My comp's worth a million in prizes
Screamin' video
Blazin' dual-core
DVD downloads
The C.O.'s next-door.
Yeah my comp's worth a million in prizes.
Yeah I'm through with worrying about framerate
No more lagging out
No more lagging out
With a GeForce 2
With a GeForce 2

Well, I'm'a nuke'n'pave
Of course, I've been and done this lots before
I have a lust for virii (lust for virii)
'cause of alust for virii (lust for virii, oooo)
I got a lust for virii (oooo)

Got a lust for virii (oooo)
Oh, a lust for virii (oooo)
Oh, a lust for virii (oooo)
A lust for virii (oooo)
I got a lust for virii (oooo)
Got a lust for virii...

Well, I'm'a nuke'n'pave
Of course, I've been and done this lots before
I have a lust for virii
'cause of a lust for virii.

Now I've reinstalled WinME again
With the paperclip
And my mp3s
Time to start leeching more movies
Hey man, whats all that commotion?
Your skin starts itchin' when Sony's software
Says something 'bout "Yes"
"Yes, I agree".
Well, that's like hypnotizing chickens.

Now I'm'a nuke'n'pave again
Cause I just got owned by another 'backdoor'
I got a lust for virii (lust for virii)
'cause I've a lust for virii (lust for virii)
Got a lust for virii
Yeah, a lust for virii
I got a lust for virii
A lust for virii
Got a lust for virii
Yeah a lust for virii
I got a lust for virii
Lust for virii
Lust for virii
Lust for virii
Lust for virii
Lust for virii
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