I felt this deserved it's own topic, since it's so damn good!
Illiad has my permission to use these lyrics, if he wants. I don't care. It's all good...
To the tune of Rawhide(as if you couldn't guess...)
Jav'n jav'n jav'n
Keep the mocha flowin'
Jav'n jav'n jav'n
'spresso!
Keep pourin' pourin' pourin'
Though it's still a-brewin'
Keep the creamers comin'
'Spresso!
Don't bother to let it cool'n
Just cream 'n sugar n' down 'em
Soon we'll be tweakin' high and wide
Boy my heart's palpitatin'
My crashcart will be waitin'
Be waiting at the end of my high.
Grind 'em up, (pour 'em in)
Pour it in, (start it up)
Steam 'em up, (pour it on)
'Spresso!
Cream it up, (stir it in)
Stir it in, Cream it up
Cream it up!
Brewin' es-pres-so!
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